Have you ever been walking down the street and notice an adult man staring at you? Not just staring, but staring so intensely that it starts to freak you out? Well guess what? You were just a victim of eye rape.
According to the urban dictionary, an eye rapist is someone who will not stop staring at you and is most likely picturing you undressed. Eye rape is a far too common adult dating crime committed all the time by men of all ages and races. Female rape eye victims are everywhere, but like many women who endure visual sexual harrassment, they are in complete denial about what has just occurred.
Eye rapists tend to be anywhere from 20 to 55 years old. When they are not enjoying the company of strip clubs, they are on the prowl for other girls to eye rape. You can spot them outside of bus terminals, subway stations and outside of bars.
The eye rapist will strike by looking up at you while lowering their chins. They have no qualms about being blatant with their creepy stares and will usually be silent when they are sexually assaulting you with their eyes.
When you come in contact with an eye rapist, it is imperative to do anything to gross them out and I mean anything. Pick your nose, fart very loudly when you walk past them and hawk out spit onto the sidewalk.
Practice on nervous ticks and sporadic Tourette’s Syndrome-like bursts without laughing. You want these eye rapists to be completely turned off from you (and possibly scared off of you) and when you have that mastered, you will be able to walk the streets feeling safe again.
Don’t let eye rape ruin your life! Act like a crazy lady today!