Are Sidney and Dewey Destined To Be Together?

Besides having a love for writing about sex and relationships, I also have a passion for horror movies–more specifically, the Scream Franchise. After watching the latest installment this past April, I realized that a new relationship may be explored in later sequels. No would I have thought in a million years that Sidney could end up falling for her surrogate older brother, but here are a few reasons why I think the possibility of a romance between the scream queen and bumbling sheriff will happen:

Sexual Tension

For some reason, not many people remembered or even recalled the awkward conversation Sidney and Dewey had on the couch in Scream 4. Did you see that sexual tension? The awkward pausing and the staring into each other’s eyes were dead giveaways. It does make sense as to why Dewey would fall for Sidney. He has spent his whole adult life trying to protect her and she’s not seventeen anymore.

Dewey and Gale’s Failing Marriage

There really wasn’t any happy resolution to Dewey and Gale’s failing marriage in the latest sequel and I think that has to do with the actors’ real-life separation. (I mean, look at the amount of screen time they shared together?) I think the awkward couch scene foreshadowed a possible relationship or extra-martial affair with Sidney and Dewey. I wouldn’t be surprised that the characters are divorced in the fifth installment.

Sidney Vs. Gale ROUND THREE!

I love the fact that Sidney and Gale now get along now, but wouldn’t it be great to see the ladies get into another cat fight? It was hinted in Scream 4 that Gale is jealous over Sidney’s writing success and if Dewey fell for Sidney, that would create much drama and it would be greatly appreciated to this Scream fan.

Dewey is the Only Man Sidney Trusts

Sidney has always seen Dewey as her savior, (despite the fact she usually ends up defending herself) and he is the only man she trusts with her life. He also is the only man she feels who can truly protect her against Mr. Ghostface’s wrath and feeling secure in a relationship is always one of a woman’s top priorities.

So what do you think Scream fans? Do you think Dewey and Sidney will become a couple? Write your comments below!

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How To Score Looking Like Barbie

Have you ever thought to yourself that your sex life would rapidly improve if you looked like Barbie? Have you ever wanted to know how it feels like to be admired by many for no reason at all? Barbie sure knows how it feels and she has a outstanding love life despite the fact that her husband Ken has no penis! So if you’re looking to rapidly change your adult dating life in an instant, you have come to the right place! Here are a few guidelines to help you become the best version of Barbie you can ever be!

Face: As we all know, Barbie is devoid of any flaws whatsoever. That’s why it’s important to always look your best. When you’re first becoming Barbie, make sure to constantly moisturize your face. You want to look as shiny and as plastic as she does. Trust me, this will not scare any suitors at all! Try hitting MAC and buying all of Barbie’s make up line. You want to focus on pink and blue eyeshadows and false eye lashes. Don’t be subtle either! Make your eyes pop! For a lasting effect, get makeup tattooed onto your face and while you’re at it, get some Botox done. Barbie gets things done without a blink of an eye and if you get botox, you can experience that too!

Body: Barbie has the body women purge themselves to get. You must maintain this by working out like a maniac. If you don’t have an hourglass figure, then you might as well be trying to look like Midge and give up now. Also, Barbie has remarkable breasts so if you don’t have C cup breasts, get a boob job! Make sure they are hard as rocks too. Guys like Ken LOVE that.

Clothes: Remember, you are the trendsetter everybody needs to look up to. That means you need to buy things nobody around you has and can’t afford. You also have to buy plastic neon-colored shoes to go with your outfits. Make sure to buy multiple pairs because you will always lose at least one shoe per pair in a matter of weeks. Get a bunch of credit cards and start shopping! Who cares if you don’t have enough money to eat, you’re Barbie! You don’t need to eat. All you need is to have fun and look good!

Hair: If you want to become Barbie, you need to go platinum blonde! You also need to get lots of synthetic hair extensions to match the length. Flip your hair back if you want to go retro or clip the front of your hair back in a bobby pin. The key thing to remember is that you want to make sure your hair style is relevant. If nobody is wearing your hairdo, then you don’t matter.

Kids: Ha! Trick question! If you want to become Barbie, you need to get your tubes tied immediately. Barbie is too busy to have kids and since Barbie and Ken don’t have genitals, they never have to worry about that becoming a possibility. However, you need to realize that having kids is a death sentence to Barbie. She’s all about having fun and looking good. If you’re desperate for kids, treat your kid sister like she’s your daughter like Barbie does to Skipper. Just make sure your Ken doesn’t pull a Woody Allen by trying to bang her. That would be un-BARBIE like.

So do you still want to be Barbie now?

Enjoy April Sex Showers!

April Showers may be known to bring May flowers, but it also brings the urge to have wet and wild sex with your partner. According to an adult dating study, 56% of couples are more prone to have sex in the shower on a rainy day and April is full of them! Don’t let the cold and damp weather get you down! Take off your wet clothes and get ready for some steamy hot fucking now! Here are some tips on how to have the best shower sex experience:

1.  Invest in a bath mat. They’re super cheap and not only can they help prevent you from breaking your neck in the shower, they are also very handy when you want to try multiple xxx sex positions.

2. Have some soapy foreplay action! One of the most intimate things a couple can do is to lather each other down in the shower. Let the suds soothe you and see how fast the velvety wet touch of your partner’s skin will turn you on. No need for the lube in the shower when you have slippery soap to keep you wet.

3. Clear all the Shampoo and bath items! You’re going to need all the room you can get when having sex in the shower, so make sure to clear everything from your tub before you get hot and heavy. The last thing you need is to worry about shampoo getting all over the place in the throes of passion.

4. Be inventive! Sticking to the good ol’faithful doggy style position may get boring after a while, so why not be courageous by trying some amazing stand up positions and sitting positions? Also, get some kinky use out of the shower head for ultimate pleasure.

Will Your Relationship Fall Apart?

When you are in an adult relationship, things generally get better or get worse after the honeymoon period. If it gets worse, your relationship is at risk of falling apart. Generally, the four clear indicators of relationship failure are stonewalling, contempt, defensiveness and criticism. If you let these adult dating woes consume your relationship, it is bound to fail. However, there are ways of getting past these problems and repairing them as well and here’s how:

Contempt And Criticism

In a troubled relationship, there is bound to be a lot of contempt for one another. Sighing, rolling eyes and making harsh comments are subtle ways of showing your partner you are annoyed by them and starting not to like them. On the other hand, people deal with this level of contempt with co-workers and family aff members. It’s important to solve this problem like you would with your other loved ones. Focus on what you like and love about the person you are with and the rest you should follow.

Stonewalling And Defensiveness

Stonewalling is a destructive technique that makes couples just tune their partners out in order to win a fight. The only way to repair this problem is by talking and listening. Unfortunately, talking also leads to defensiveness. The only way to repair this problem is to really understand that your partner may say something to you that might upset you or something that you don’t agree with and you have to learn to control your emotions. You have to respect your partner by truly listening to them even when you don’t want to. Sure, you may fight from time to time and that’s not an indicator that your relationship is doomed. Remember, it’s not how often you fight, it’s HOW you fight that will predict your impending failure as a couple.

If you master those basic relationship repair techniques, then your relationship should get better if you are really meant for one another. If not, then don’t take your failed relationship as a personal failure. You tried and gave it your all and sometimes doomed relationships lead to other successes in your life.

How To Keep Your Relationship Alive During The Holidays

The holiday season can be really tough on your adult dating life and your expectations. Often the holidays are times when relationship and sex problems become the most evident.

Everywhere we turn is pictures of “perfect” holiday celebrations; these pictures are on movies, commercials, television, in stores, etc. In all, there is a lot of pressure to make everything meaningful. It seems like if we are not like “everyone else”, then our relationships are flawed.

Here are some tips to help you get your relationships through the holidays:

Make time for yourself; try not to be so consumed with the stress of the season

Sometimes the anticipation of enjoying a holiday or a holiday event with someone is so strong that if our partner doesn’t respond as we think they should, our pleasure in the event is spoiled. Tying up your expectations too closely with another’s only leads to disappointments. If you need to, do some things on your own – don’t give away your pleasure in things you enjoy to someone else and their moods.

 Remember the holidays can be depressing
Whatever issues, failures and problems you have with your partner, remember that the holiday environment can make the lows much lower than other times of year. There’s enough anxiety and unrealistic expectations at this time of year to squelch even the most loving couple.

Lastly, here are some great communication tips for this time of year:
1. Hug your partner when you say “hello” and “goodbye”. It feels great and makes your partner feel loved.

2. Be polite to each other. Just because you are in a relationship doesn’t mean you can be rude.

3. When you ask your partner a question, make eye contact and listen to the answer. Show them that you are attentive and caring.

4. Make a list of your partner’s positive qualities. Share them and tell them why you think that they are true.

5. Respect each other’s private space. Over time, many couples let this slide. Especially during the holiday season when time is limited.

If you are thinking of ending your relationship, wait till the New Year to re-evaluate your situation. You will have a different perspective and may have averted a hasty decision. January represents renewal and rebirth- and that can also mean your relationship.

How To Not End Up Like J.Lo

Nobody’s sex life is as thrilling as Jennifer Lopez’s, mainly due to the fact that she has made so many adult dating mistakes in the past and now in the present.

She got married to a Cuban restaurant owner and divorced him to date a rapper. When he couldn’t help her career she moved on to a backup dancer. When he provided no drama to the table, she cheated on him and got engaged to superstar. When she realized Ben Affleck was untameable, she moved on to a talented yet sickly looking musician/actor and ended up trapped in a dead end relationship for many years. Now fresh from her separation, she says she’s ready for love again. Does this make any f*cking sense at all?

JDS (J.Lo Dating Syndrome) is a very serious problem and it affects many women every day. If you have this syndrome, you must give yourself the time to heal from your past relationship wounds before going back into the dating world. A woman suffering from JDS uses her relationships as a false way to heal a broken heart and this woman most likely has no idea what it takes to be in a real relationship and more importantly, what she really wants from one.

If you want to know how to avoid being another JDS statistic, here’s how:

1. Take the time to yourself and get used to your single life first.

2. Have a understanding of what loves means and looks to you. (Sex And The City is NOT your life.)

3. Examine what you need to do and let go of in order to meet the right person who will love you right.

The Very Attractive Women Are Approached All The Time

I’m going to remind you of something that I talked about earlier in this book: Most attractive women are approached in one way or another all the time by men.

I was watching one of Chris Rock’s stand up routines recently; Chris was telling the women in the audience that anytime a man is being nice, it’s because he’s offering sex (or ‘dick’ as he put it).

So if a guy says, “Wow, you look great!”, what he really means is, “Wow, you really look great, would you like some dick?”

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And remember that ‘desirable’ women including rich women, beautiful women, and famous women, are used to being treated like queens. (It’s really no fault of theirs; even very handsome men are notorious for acting arrogant. It’s part of being human. We can all become spoiled easily if the right combination of circumstances arises. By the way, it’s good to keep a “You’re spoiled, and I don’t really blame you for it... you were just lucky to be born beautiful and have everyone kiss your ass” attitude...)

Being spoiled, these women act bratty to get their way. However, the ass kissing and always getting their way also has another effect. Since they are so used to being courted and having a man kiss their ass, when you show up, act funny and charming, and don’t play into any of their games (make fun of them, do the pretend ass-

kisser imitation, tell them that they want you, tease them, don’t answer ANY of their questions about job, car, home, social life, where you go, etc. and even label all of

those questions as, “Did you get a list of these questions like all the other shallow women around here?” etc.) it often has the effect of them thinking, “Wow, this is sure

DIFFERENT”, which gets their attention. The humour and arrogance (arrogance based on self-knowing, not on outer success) keeps their attention.

I think that it’s all about interrupting the current train of thought with some type of DIFFERENT AND INTERESTING behaviour. You can use tricks, props, or whatever, but you have to interrupt the woman and first get her attention... then you can get to the good part of doing the things that give her the FEELINGS that she wants and playing the part of the MAN that her unconscious wants.

Many experts talk of establishing rapport, acting like them, etc. initially... I’ve found that breaking rapport usually works better for me. (Rapport is the concept of breathing, moving, and talking like another person so they feel a connection with you.)

But it’s a special kind of breaking rapport that I practice. I break rapport in a funny and charming way, which actually ASSUMES rapport from the beginning. (I insult women that I don’t know in a playful way all the time. Her only real choices with which to respond internally and externally are, “This guy is a jerk - I’m outta here” or “You’ve got some balls - but you’re damn funny - and for some reason, I feel like I know you...”)

When you point out a woman’s quirks or insecurities in a way that makes her laugh, you do so many positive things at once. She can’t deny that the things you’re saying are true, BECAUSE SHE’S LAUGHING. And she can’t really hate you too much, because it’s kind of fun.

The Six Things That Attract Women

I’ve done a lot of research on this topic, and I believe that women are most attracted to these six things:

Now, numbers one through five are largely out of your immediate control. If you’re not rich, you’re probably not going to get rich this week. If you’re not famous or tall, you’re probably not going to be in a hit movie or grow 6 inches in the next 24 hours.

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So that leaves us with number six: PERSONALITY.

The good news is that as far as I’m concerned, your personality is your GREATEST ASSET in the success-with-women game.

Fortunately, it’s the one thing you can change. And it’s the one thing that can OVERCOME all the rest. After you’ve done what you can to look your best, etc. you have to develop a personality that’s absolutely magnetic. Now let’s talk about how you can do just that.

By the way, the one quality that attracts women the most (and keeps them attracted) is not something that they can initially ‘look’ for. It’s the way they FEEL when they are with you or thinking of you. If you don’t have wealth, power, fame, or looks, you’re going to have to use your personality to make them FEEL good. In the end, your personality is the most powerful asset you have.

Your Enemies Are Insecurity and Neediness

Insecurity and neediness are two of the biggest obstacles to success with women. Insecurity and neediness are like hemlock and arsenic – either will kill your attractiveness when dealing with women.

A man is needy when he craves attention or recognition. He shows that he’s insecure when he ACTS on these needs.

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Insecurity shows up when a man does not feel comfortable with who he is or comfortable in a given situation. He acts tentative, weak, and unsure. He tries to put on a show of confidence which is obviously fake. He says things that are out of place in an attempt to get approval.

Women detect insecurity and neediness INSTANTLY.

Here are some examples of insecurity and neediness to avoid:

Hanging on a woman. Don’t touch a woman or crowd her too much in the beginning. Women take it as a sign of neediness and insecurity. Instead, lean back and let her become comfortable being around you. Talking or saying negative things about women or past girlfriends. If you talk too much about past girlfriends or other women, or say negative things about them, a woman will judge you to be insecure. Having emotional responses to things. If it’s obvious to a woman that you easily get upset about things, then she will judge you to be insecure. Looking to others to make decisions. Women like it when you decide what’s going to happen and then do it. If you are always asking, “Well, what do you think I should do?”, “Where do you want to go tonight?”, and “What do you want?”, you’ll come off as needy. Just make decisions and go with it. If she has a different idea, she’ll let you know. Saying or doing things just to be noticed or to get compliments. I’ve known a lot of men who try to act cool or show off to get attention. This approach telegraphs to a woman that you’re insecure and needy. Don’t do it. If you’re cool, she’ll figure it out without you telling her. Arguing. This is my favorite. Some people feel like they need to argue with EVERYTHING. If you’re one of these people, just realize that this is a clear demonstration that you’re insecure and needy. You may always be right, but being overly argumentative is bad for your sex life. Deal with it. If you really want to argue with something, do it in a funny way and not in a serious way.

On Being A Man

There is a lot controversy around the differences between men and women. My perspective is that men and women are different in many ways and that they usually respond differently to various types of communication.

And as politically incorrect as this might sound, I believe that most women respond very strongly to ‘masculine’ men. The more confident, arrogant, and dominant I’ve acted, the more women have responded to me emotionally and sexually. (I’m not talking about hitting a woman over the head and dragging her to your cave, Bubba.)

And now that I’ve thought about it a lot and interviewed dozens of women about this topic, I’ve realized that weak men are generally not attractive to women. Women may demand things, whine, and act like a pain, but it’s usually all a test of one sort or another.

If you’re weak, shy, or submissive, get over it. Start walking a little taller, acting a little more self-centered, and taking what you want.

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Now, I have to be careful here. I want to make sure you don’t start acting like an ‘asshole’ to women. The masculine man says, “No” to a woman calmly. The Asshole says, “No” to a woman in an angry tone. Get it?