It’s the Halloween season which means many of your adult dating lives will be surrounded by the creepy and paranormal. Unfortunately, *(for some that is) it also means having to endure very shitty and old horror movies. Instead of dreading the next horror movie night your significant other will force you to go to, embrace it by holding your own homoerotic horror sequel drinking game only for your adult friends.
If you don’t already know, A Nightmare On Elm Street Part 2: Freddy’s Revenge and former sex offender Victor Salva’s Jeepers Creepers 2 are hailed for being the most homoerotic horror sequels of all time. Instead of cringing with embarrassment when seeing teenage boys pee next to each other in an open field or when seeing Mark Patton exclaim how Freddy is inside him, let the alcohol induce all your cringing instead!
Read the following rules for the ultimate Halloween drinking game! Remember to bring a bottle of aspirin and gatorade…you’ll need them!
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET PART 2: FREDDY’S REVENGE
Freddy is out of the closet and he's flaming!
One Sip
every time you see something that would suggest Jesse is gay in his bedroom or house
everytime a male character gets slapped in the ass (by hand or towel)
Two Sips
Every time Jesse says Freddy or somebody is inside of him
Every time Jesse screams like a girl
Every time Jesse turns down Lisa
Three sips
*Call on the homoerotic commissioner to point out anything that they think is overtly homoerotic.
Do a shot!
When Jesse dances
When Balls Take Over the Screen
Jeepers Creepers 2
One Sip
When You see a shirtless guy
When the creeper flirts with a guy
Two Sips
When The Creepers Kills a Male
When you see Justin Long’s belly button tattoo
When any character accuses another character of being gay
Three Sips
*homoerotic commissioner calls the shots!
Do a shot
When the guys are singing about fighting cock
When the guys pee together
When the teenage men are tanning
When the Creeper makes a weird O face.