Being a genuine horror fan, I particularly loathe the Twilight series. I have nothing against the actors or the directors but I really just have a problem with the deluded message it sends to young teenage girls and bored housewives all around the world about adult dating relationships.
As everybody knows, (whether you want to or not) part one of the final chapter in the series is coming to theatres in a few months and twihards are getting wet excited as each day passes. However, more fans are not as excited to see the wedding, but rather they are looking forward to the infamous sex scene where Bella and Edward fuck consummate their marriage.
This week at the annual San Diego Comic-Con, thousands of female fans were squealing with orgasmic delight while they camped out and were hopeful to see Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson’s dick love scene on the big screen.
I hate to disappoint you Twihards, but because the fan base for this series is unreasonably vast, (seriously, how can grown women like this crap?) you will not be seeing the porn love scene you have fantasized about and jilled off to numerous times after reading the ravenous scene in the Breaking Dawn novel. Don’t be surprised to just see PG-13 soap opera-worthy orgasmic faces and Edward’s naked back and sepia-colored overtones. Doesn’t that sound so hot? Not to me!
What you see is what you get!
Personally, I have no idea what the fuss is all about. Bella literally gets knocked up shortly after the first time and then Edward has to rip the baby out of her with his fangs. If that is not an advertisement for abstinence, I don’t know what is.
So I have come to the conclusion that all twihards are really just horny bastards who will need to stock up on AA batteries because they will be severely disappointed after the lack of nudity and sex in Breaking Dawn.