Are Sidney and Dewey Destined To Be Together?

Besides having a love for writing about sex and relationships, I also have a passion for horror movies–more specifically, the Scream Franchise. After watching the latest installment this past April, I realized that a new relationship may be explored in later sequels. No would I have thought in a million years that Sidney could end up falling for her surrogate older brother, but here are a few reasons why I think the possibility of a romance between the scream queen and bumbling sheriff will happen:

Sexual Tension

For some reason, not many people remembered or even recalled the awkward conversation Sidney and Dewey had on the couch in Scream 4. Did you see that sexual tension? The awkward pausing and the staring into each other’s eyes were dead giveaways. It does make sense as to why Dewey would fall for Sidney. He has spent his whole adult life trying to protect her and she’s not seventeen anymore.

Dewey and Gale’s Failing Marriage

There really wasn’t any happy resolution to Dewey and Gale’s failing marriage in the latest sequel and I think that has to do with the actors’ real-life separation. (I mean, look at the amount of screen time they shared together?) I think the awkward couch scene foreshadowed a possible relationship or extra-martial affair with Sidney and Dewey. I wouldn’t be surprised that the characters are divorced in the fifth installment.

Sidney Vs. Gale ROUND THREE!

I love the fact that Sidney and Gale now get along now, but wouldn’t it be great to see the ladies get into another cat fight? It was hinted in Scream 4 that Gale is jealous over Sidney’s writing success and if Dewey fell for Sidney, that would create much drama and it would be greatly appreciated to this Scream fan.

Dewey is the Only Man Sidney Trusts

Sidney has always seen Dewey as her savior, (despite the fact she usually ends up defending herself) and he is the only man she trusts with her life. He also is the only man she feels who can truly protect her against Mr. Ghostface’s wrath and feeling secure in a relationship is always one of a woman’s top priorities.

So what do you think Scream fans? Do you think Dewey and Sidney will become a couple? Write your comments below!

The Top Sex Bummers

Every couple, whether it be a casual sex partner or a in serious dating relationship, has suffered the ultimate not so sexy adult fantasy which end up turning off the perspective partner in bed. So, the next time you find yourself in an embarrassing situation, take a count of the following points:

Sex with my ex: Imagine screaming someone else’s name when you’re about to orgasm. If this happens, it is likely going to make your partner feel estranged. Though fantasies are an essential part of gratifying sex, expressing fantasies in such an unexpected way can often put an end to your relationship.

Nature’s call: Often confused with a squirting orgasm, it is related to the pressure applied on the bladder due to sexual stimulation. So, never force yourself to climax, if you’re feeling like relieving yourself. Make sure you have attended nature’s call before you gear up for sex.

Oops, I farted: Make sure your digestive system is in the right place before you indulge in a make out session. It is also recommended to consume a digestive pill or opt for a brisk walk after the meal to make the food settle down.

Nailed: Many couples end up scratching each other’s bodies with their sharp nails. It may be an act of pleasure for you, but your partner might not be enjoying the pain as much. Cut and file your nails so that they do not lead to painful scratches on your partner.

Self stimulation: Avoid touching your spots repeatedly, let your partner have the privilege to arouse you but touching your erotic zones.

The silent quotient: How would you feel if your partner remianed silent throughout the whole act of sex? Not a great feeling of course! Your partner loves hearing your moan and scream to know that you’re having a good time.

Napping tapping: It’s often a common occurrence to see your partner falling asleep time and time again while you’re in the mood to fuck. It’s always a good idea to grab a sound sleep after sex and not let it come in the way of seeking pleasure.

A Christmas-Inspired Morning After Pill?

This Christmas, you don’t have to worry about getting knocked up after having unprotected sex because the British Pregnancy Advisory Service is promoting a seasonally-themed morning after pill. This Christmas, Santa won’t be the only one saying Ho, Ho, Ho.

Take a look at the poster below:

Now although this may seem inappropriate for the holiday season, adult dating statistics have proven that more women have unplanned pregnancies during January and if you end up doing more than kissing under the mistletoe, this Morning After Pill could be very useful to have on you.

However, you don’t need these “jingle pills” if you practice safe sex this Holiday season. Have some holiday-themed condoms handy and protect that candy cane!

Semen: The Joy Drug

Are you ready for a blog post about the magical delights of semen? I certainly am.

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In a study that looked at hundreds of adult females, they found that women who were having unprotected sex with men were the happiest. Those who were having protected sex were more likely to have the blues. Researchers speculate it’s because these ladies are sucking up the joy in semen through their pussies.

Although I love knowing that semen is capable of boosting a woman’s mood, and this news is cretainly going to impress some gals when I put it on my adult dating profile, this definitely doesn’t mean we should start having unprotected sex.

You certainly will not be happy if you get an STD. Or a baby.

Why the Zombie Apocalypse Will Do Wonders For Your Love Life

Well, it’s May 24th, 2011 and the world is still here. Everybody seems to be rejoicing in their “new found” freedom by going back to their complicated adult dating lives. However, what happens when the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse actually does come to bite all the skeptics in the ass? Everybody that ever laughed over George A. Romero’s Dead series will wish they boned up on their zombie survival tactics guide, although those that were mocked for preparing for the dead walking the earth will benefit from the world’s decay. Here are a few reasons why the Zombie Apocalypse will benefit your love and sex life instantly.

“Slim” Pickings

Fatties go first. It’s not discriminatory, it’s just statistics. The chances of you meeting slim girls to protect are a lot larger than plumper gals. Don’t tell me I’m going to Hell. Harold Camping already let me know that years ago.

Teen Wolf Syndrome

Remember the times you were constantly ridiculed by your classmates in High School? During the Zombie Apocalypse, all those painful memories that haunted you will disappear when you are able to finally outrank the so-called buff men that didn’t have enough sense to stock up on guns, wood and canned foods. Women will see you as “the Alpha male” instead of the “eternal dork” you were once referred to as.

Mortality Sex

Once you’re in a constant life and death situation, you may be surprised at how high a woman’s libido will be. You may also be surprised at how her painfully high standards drops drastically when she sees you wield your phallus shaped cricket bat like a deadly weapon.

Stamina

Your training exercises for the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse will not only help you survive, but it will help you last longer in bed as well. She will be amazed by your skills and she will probably wonder why she wasted her time on bad boys with pre-ejaculatory problems before the Apocalypse.