Showing posts with label Fright Night. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fright Night. Show all posts

Friday, 13 April 2012

Guaranteed R&B Panty Droppers Playlist

When you are preparing a night of love with someone you care about in your adult dating life, it is essential to have the perfect mood music. Mood music is the most effective and cost-effective way of setting the right romantic ambiance and atmosphere when it’s time for some xxx action. Being a huge soul fan, I find R&B and soul music to be the best background music when it comes to lovemaking.

Although it sounds easy to prepare a perfect playlist, the mood could rapidly change with just one wrong song. All you have to do is forget to take off your guilty pleasure like ‘I’ll make love to you’ by Boyz II Men on your iPod to embarrass yourself.

That is why I have prepared the essential panty dropper playlist for your special night. No cheesy lyrics or autotuned noise here! Explore sensual music while you explore each other’s bodies. All these songs can also conveniently be found on iTunes. So what are you waiting for? Download these songs and prepare you night of love!

1. Marathon-Raheem Devaughn and Floetry
2.Boomerang-Marcus Miller
3.Invitation-Norman Miller
4.Think Twice-Jay Dee
5.Inside-Jon.B
6.Love Ultra-Dwele
7.Sumthin, Sumthin-Maxwell
8.Chic-Raphael Saadiq feat Teedra Moses
9.Everybody loves the sunshine-Roy Ayers
10.Everyday-Jamiroquai
11.Crown Royale-Jill Scott
12.In My Bed-Amy Winehouse
13.Crush-Zhane
14.Takeuthere-Musiq
15.Sex Therapy-Robin Thicke
16.Superheroes-Esthero
17.Feel All My Love Inside-Marvin Gaye
18.Stay-Real
19.Musical Massage-Leon Ware
20.Gone Baby Gone-Erkyah Badu
21.Different-Goapele
22.Looking For the sun-Aya
23.Que Lio-Marc Anthony
24.Inside My Love-Minnie Riperton
25.Candy-Kelli Sae

Thursday, 29 March 2012

Give Her A Squirting Orgasm

No it is not a myth or and adult fantasy, women do experience the release of ejaculation just like guys do. For those who want their women to achieve a squirting orgasm, follow these steps:

An exciting prelude to being sexual exploration: make the foreplay hot and steamy. Start out with small bites on the neck, followed by smooth sucking on her nipples. Follow your fingertips down to her inner thighs. Then, let your lover be the guide.

Licking her is more than just the movement of your tongue: start off by sliding your tongue along the vulva to the clitoris and along the border’s of her vagina

Light touches along the mounds of the most private parts: allow the tip of your tongue to travel along the labia. To make this more pleasurable, let your tongue slide along with some momentary sucking.

Next stop, the clitoris: tenderly suck on her clitoris. You can move your tongue in various directions. Make your hands busy at the same time and gently caress her breasts.

Roll that tongue: curl your tongue into a tube like shape and insert it into the vagina as gently as you can.

Finger power: insert two fingers into the vagina with your palm facing upwards. Find the g-spot. lightly touch and ass pressure on the spot using your fingertips. You will feel it swell up and become more rigid as you continue to simulate it.

The most awaited moment: at this point she will most likely reach the point where she is able to ejaculate. She might feel the urge to pee, but reassure her that is is perfectly safe to let go.

Tuesday, 20 March 2012

Is This a Date?

I’ve had plenty of women tell me that one of the trickiest things about meeting men in places other than on

One such annoying scenario, a close female friend recently informed me, is when you meet a man through work or play or whatever and he asks you out for drinks or to a show, but in such a casual way that you aren’t sure if this is an xxx date or a friends date or a let’s-just-see-what-happens date.

Now, I don’t want to overgeneralive, but most of the time I’d say that if I guy has asked you out to a 1-on-1 scenario, he’s probably hoping to get some adult play time in afterwards. Here’s a few ways you can be sure it’s a date:

1. He pays.

For anything. A drink. A plate of nachos. A ticket. Whatever it may be, if he’s buying then this is a date.

2. He tries to make eye contact.

Date!

3. He touches you.

Brushes your arm, grabs your hand, whatever – date.

Pretty simple, isn’t it? If he treats you like you’re special, it’s a date.

Tuesday, 6 March 2012

Are Twihards Really Just Horny Bastards?

Being a genuine horror fan, I particularly loathe the Twilight series. I have nothing against the actors or the directors but I really just have a problem with the deluded message it sends to young teenage girls and bored housewives all around the world about adult dating relationships.

As everybody knows, (whether you want to or not) part one of the final chapter in the series is coming to theatres in a few months and twihards are getting wet excited as each day passes. However, more fans are not as excited to see the wedding, but rather they are looking forward to the infamous sex scene where Bella and Edward fuck consummate their marriage.

This week at the annual San Diego Comic-Con, thousands of female fans were squealing with orgasmic delight while they camped out and were hopeful to see Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson’s dick love scene on the big screen.

I hate to disappoint you Twihards, but because the fan base for this series is unreasonably vast, (seriously, how can grown women like this crap?) you will not be seeing the porn love scene you have fantasized about and jilled off to numerous times after reading the ravenous scene in the Breaking Dawn novel. Don’t be surprised to just see PG-13 soap opera-worthy orgasmic faces and Edward’s naked back and sepia-colored overtones. Doesn’t that sound so hot? Not to me!

What you see is what you get!


Personally, I have no idea what the fuss is all about. Bella literally gets knocked up shortly after the first time and then Edward has to rip the baby out of her with his fangs. If that is not an advertisement for abstinence, I don’t know what is.

So I have come to the conclusion that all twihards are really just horny bastards who will need to stock up on AA batteries because they will be severely disappointed after the lack of nudity and sex in Breaking Dawn.

Wednesday, 22 February 2012

Celebrity Meal Ticket-Seekers

According to the urban dictionary, a meal ticket is someone who seeks fame, fortune and wishes to be showered with gifts in a relationship.

You don’t have to be a nobody to be a meal ticket seeker as there have been plenty of B to D list celebrities that have used their adult dating lives as means to seek fame and fortune by hooking up with a more popular celebrity.

After George Clooney showed up with his rebound sex tart, Stacey Kiebler at the Toronto International Film Festival, I started to think how many other celebrities have used other celebrities as their meal tickets. Here is a quick list of some of the recent A-list meal ticket seekers:

Kris Humphries

This basketball player wasn’t on anybody’s radar until he started dating Kim Kardashian. Now that they have gotten married, all you see is him plastered on tabloid rags and even this dim-witted man is too smart for the “famous for nothing” bimbo.

Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel was C-list before hooking up with Justin Timberlake and once she got involved with him, she moved to the B-list. No wonder she is attempting to get back with him. (despite his now public affair with Mila Kunis)

Kat Von D

Kat Von D became a recognizable name outside of TLC and tattoo lovers when she got involved with cheater Jesse James after his very public divorce with Sandra Bullock. Maybe she can tattoo ‘get a clue’ on her forehead.

Kevin Federline

The king of Celebrity meal tickets seekers! Do I really need to explain why. I’m so glad he’s fat now.

Majority of George Clooney’s Exes

George is a classy guy, so classy that he always tries to seek serious relationships with people who are not in the limelight. Remember the bartender he took to the Oscars? Remember his Italian love Elisabeth? Unfortunately, all these girls crave the limelight and end up becoming pathetic women seeking reality shows after their break-ups with the hunky silver fox.