20 Things To Say To Your Partner on May 21st

In case you have been living under a rock or had the good luck of avoiding the creepy religious man at the corner of a busy intersection, (every city has one) you know that Judgment Day is vastly approaching and in just a few days, every adult will pay for their sins on May 21st, 2011. Even though the validity of the upcoming events is as believable as Y2K propaganda, many people are fearing the possible outcome that May 21st may be the last day this World has to offer us.

Instead of crying and sitting in a Pew praying for God to spare you and your loved ones, why not take the advantage of repenting for all your dating sins by releasing your “Get Out of Jail Free” card upon your lover? What would you say to your partner if the end was going to end? Here are a few choice examples:

1. “The weight you’ve put on has not gone unnoticed.”

2. “Your love for reality shows disgust me.”

3. “I’m still in love with my ex. Sorry.”

4. “Your friend are losers and you are who you hang out with.”

5. “I have not had one real orgasm with you. Ever.”

6. “I’ve always noticed the period stains on your lingerie.”

7. “Your career path is really just a hobby. Give it up.”

8. ” I would totally bang your mom.”

9. “I lost interest in shaving because I lost interest in you.”

10. “Your penis looked a lot bigger when we first started dating.”

11. “I hate your smell.”

12. “I would rather eats shards of glass then look at your god damn face one more time.”

13. ” Your cooking skills are on par with your blowjob skills.”

14. “Your friends are right. I am totally gay.”

15. “Your constant refusing to have anal sex made me cheat on you with numerous different partners.”

16. “Your taste in music makes me not want to know you anymore.”

17. ” You are not Carrie Bradshaw.”

18. “I’m afraid of being alone. You are too. That’s why we’re together and you know it.”

19. “I rather jack off then have sex with your loose vagina.”

20. “I love you because you support me….financially.

However, if the world does not end, you’re going to wish it had if you say anything on this list. You have been warned.

How To Have And Enjoy Rough Sex

Has your adult dating life hit a lull? Looking for some much needed excitement in life? Why not tear down the boundaries in your bedroom be engaging in rough sex the safe and fun way!

Read the following guidelines if you are looking for a raunchy good time!

1. Spanking –Just go for it! The more passionate the sex is getting, give her or him a hard love tap on the ass. Trust me, the surprise will be much welcome.

2. Pinning Her Arms Down – Men, when you’re on top, grab both her wrists and pin them behind her head. Make sure your legs are inside hers or you may take a knee to the jobbers. I also like to add in neck nibbling.

3. Dirty Talk – Work in many words because for some odd reason, there are women who don’t mind (or rather enjoy) being called one of more the following during intercourse:
a. Slut
b. Whore (or ’Ho in certain parts)
c. Dirty
d. Naughty
e. Bad Girl

4. Kamimaze Sex – OK, we made this name up. Women seem to get tingly when they see that stairwell quick-bang in the movie Unfaithful. This is one time when the man isn’t penalized for unloading in under a minute. When she least expects it and still wants it (good luck figuring that one out), shove her up against the wall/staircase, yank down her bottoms, and grind her into the drywall/carpet. You’ll probably cause some brush burns, so have Neosporin handy. NOTE: Please don’t do this at the office, daycare center, or in your kitchen.

5. Role Playing – Hey, whatever gets your blood pumping. You can play master/servant, maid/butler, coach/player (except in central Pennsylvania), quarterback/cheerleader, priest/confessor, officer/criminal, prom king/prom queen, or bar slut/bar player. Ooh, how about this one: author/reader? Saucy!

Could your love life use some freshening? Bring home lotions, toys, and liquor; mix in a little kink; and postpone your mate’s consideration of trading your boring ass in for a pug, hobby, or more open-minded lover.

How To Attract A Hipster

If you live in the city, spotting a hipster is as easy as spotting tufts of hair on Oscar Winner Mo’nique’s legs. We are always taught to avoid these affected individuals by all costs, however there are always those few hipster chicks and fellas that always seem to win us over at one point. If you are thinking about dating or having sex with a bohemian snob douchebag, then here are a few things you need to know:

Dress Like a Hipster

In order to attract a hipster, you need to become a hipster. This requires an entire wardrobe makeover, but that’s okay because most the things you can buy you can find at thrift stores for dirt cheap. First things first, buy some vintage apparel and then buy skinny jeans and pants from American Apparel. (Do not admit you bought them from American Apparel though. Take the hipster vow of silence.) Then head to a store that iron transfers pictures onto T-shirts so you can showcase your knowledge of obscure television and cinema. Artwork from 70′s to 80′s Italian horror films will definitely turn some hipsters heads. Also, wear T-shirts showcasing canceled TV shows, sitcoms and cartoons. Make sure the show was not that mainstream. Getting a ‘Central Perk’ shirt will not help your adult dating life. Getting a ‘Jennifer Slept Here’ T-shirt will definitely score you some points.

Buy Accessories

Buy big headphones to wear on the street as well as big black sunglasses like the kids wore in Less Than Zero. (You don’t know the movie? Rent it! That is basic hipster pop culture knowledge.) Make sure to buy a gray or black striped toque that drapes off your head and buy a unisex striped scarf to dangle over your jacket. Also, if you’re a guy, grow a long and sporadic dirty beard. Hipster chicks will go nuts!

Build An LP collection

It may be a frightening thought, but you must step into a record store and pick out albums that will stand out in your collection. Hipsters pride themselves for their music knowledge and as long as it’s not top 40 garbage, you will do okay. Buy 70′s funk and soul albums from Leon Ware, Herbie Hancock and Miles Davis. Buy Hip Hop albums from Mad Lib and MF Doom. Buy rock albums from Pink Floyd and The Flaming Lips. If you are panicking, go with Serge Gainsbourg. It works like a charm.

Watch Obscure Cinema

Hipsters pride themselves for knowing movies the general public does not, which means you have to also bone up on your movie watching knowledge. In order to do this, go to a privately-owned video store and chat up the lame hipster movie geek behind the desk. He will make you watch anything by Hal Hartley, Francois Ozon and any film directed by Woody Allen after 2002. Then you should head out to the small theatre you never go to because of the lack of selection. The “lack of selection” is a hipster’s dream. Watch foreign films, old horror films and documentaries. If you don’t know the movie the picture above is from, then you haven’t been doing your homework.

Never Get Too Excited

Hipsters like to mock things religiously and even when they do like something, they don’t act too excited about it. If they bring something up like a group or band, immediately retort back with, “Yeah, but they’re not as good as (fill in the random obscure indie reference here). Talking with your hipster is like a tug of war battle of wits.

Only Go To Micro Breweries

Hipsters don’t like beer. They like ale. Pale Ale or anything with Raspberry wheat. Make sure you take them somewhere where there is not a ‘domestic or imported’ beer list on the menu.

Know Your Fruit

Sounds silly I know, but hipsters primarily like shopping at smelly fruit shops in Chinatown. Instead of picking up apples, pick up goji berries instead. You want some oranges? Get Huando seedless oranges instead.

Invest in a Type Writer iPad Application

Never send your hipster a text. Write out letters to them on type-writer application you can apply on your iPad instead. Then scan your messages onto your computer and post them on your blog. Major points there.

So if you still want to pursue this hipster after this long list, by all means be my guest.

Take Risks In Dating, Get Rewards

Three of the Single No More singles are stepping out of their comfort zones to meet new people -- and one, the self-described cynic, has considered quitting. It's Thursday, which means it's time for another update from the four metro Detroiters Free Press is helping to find dates.

Loretta Green, a 32-year-old college librarian from Detroit, has had a few dates with a single parent she met online -- casting aside her rule of not dating men who have children. The relationship coach the Free Press hired helped her reach this decision to broaden her options. "What used to be my type hasn't worked in my favor," Loretta says. She's feeling a connection with him. "This makes me ask my closest friends many questions: 'How long should you date before it is serious? What are the rules when starting a relationship? ...Why do some people fall in love so quickly?"

Maureen Rose, a 43-year-old automotive manufacturing supervisor from Rochester Hills, took a risk last week. While having a drink with girlfriends, she spotted a handsome man at the bar. "I ordered him a drink, then went over and introduced myself. We talked about 30 minutes before I had to leave. I gave him my e-mail address. ... I received an e-mail from him reiterating that he just moved back in town and that he had to get himself financially situated before he could reciprocate and ask me out for a drink. Was that a nice way of saying, 'No, thanks?' "

Randall Walker, a 31-year-old 401(k) consultant from Royal Oak, has had two dates with a woman who contacted him through the Free Press. Their first date for coffee went well. For their second date last weekend, Randall drove to Lansing, where she lives. The optimism he felt when he first encountered her faded: "I just don't feel like there's a connection with her and me right now. ... She's applying for her PhD ... and has a full-time job where she splits her time between Flint and Ann Arbor. If we were to start up a relationship, then I know that it'd be extremely tough."

Pat Moylan, a 53-year-old neuropsychologist from Northville, is conflicted about the Single No More project. She finds the group sessions with the dating coach uninteresting. And she's also felt she doesn't fit in because she's older than the other participants. But then she talked to other women her age who said they've been monitoring her progress through the newspaper. "I've been cheered on by a lot of women over 50. ... I'm just surprised how many people say, 'I'm rooting for you, Pat.' "

Online Dating Or Prositution?

I recently came across a dating website for people looking for "mutually beneficial arrangements." The site connects "Sugar Daddies" with "Sugar Babies." Basically, it promotes arrangements where young women date older men in exchange for expensive gifts. This is what you need to do, if you want to take four vactions a year. Unlike other dating websites, profiles of Sugar Daddies (and Sugar Mommies) list the person's annual income and net worth; for example, "ActionDaddy" is worth $750,000 to $1,000,000. The profiles of Sugar Babies list how much each expect from their Sugar Daddies (or Mommies). "Foxy Kat" expects between $3,001 and $5000 a month from her Sugar Daddy. She asks, " I'm looking to make YOUR world a better place… Do YOU want to do the same for Me?" She makes it sound so simple, doesn't she?

The website helps us with some clarifying definitions:

Sugar Daddy: n. Slang. A wealthy, usually older man who gives expensive gifts to a young person in return for intimacy or companionship.

Sugar Mommy: n. Slang. A wealthy, usually older women who gives expensive gifts to a young person in return for intimacy or companionship.

Sugar Baby: n. Slang. A young person who gives intimacy or companionship to an older man or woman in exchange for expensive gifts.

According to the website, this is a very natural dating arrangement. "Let's face it… It's human nature for older men to want the younger and more attractive women. It's also natural for younger women to seek out men who are successful, specifically those who have the means of providing a woman with comforts and luxuries."

I did a little more research to see just how "natural" this arrangement was. I trolled the Craigslist personal ads and found hundreds of ads looking for "sugar babies," "sugar daddies," and "mutually beneficial arrangements." It seemed as though most of the sugar daddies were looking to help out college students in particular, who perhaps have the desire to live lavishly but do not have the time for a traditional job. When I did a little more research on who these sugar daddies were, they were more often than not busy businessmen in their 30s and 40s, who claimed to simply not have time for a traditional relationship. They were willing to pay in order to have the convenience of some no-muss, no-fuss company -- often sexual company. These arrangements were also pretty common in the gay personal ads as well.

Now, this seems all well and good. I once dated someone who showered me with gifts. It's not a bad deal. Of course, that was a "relationship" and not an "arrangement." But the question remains: where do we draw the line between a "mutually beneficial arrangement" beneficiary and whore?

The dictionary defines "prostitute" as:

pros/ti/tute: -noun
1. a woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money; whore; harlot.
2. a man who engages in sexual acts for money.
3. a person who willingly uses his or her talent or ability in a base and unworthy way, usually for money.

So, is this "mutually beneficial arrangement" NOT prostitution because these "sugar babies" are receiving gifts instead of hard cash? Or is it because sex is negotiable within an "arrangement?"

According to an anonymous Sugar Baby quoted on SeekingArrangement.com, "Who doesn't want to be spoilt and pampered? The truth is many of my girlfriends want to find a sugar daddy."

I am still having trouble wrapping my mind around this. On the one hand, what a great idea! I am young, attractive, and available. Therefore, I deserve to be paid for my attentions. How easy it could be! That new digital camcorder I've been wanting -- POOF! It's mine! All I had to do was spend some quality time with a rich older gentleman. I suppose I can understand this Sugar Baby's point of view.

On the other hand… She's getting paid for her attentions. The Japanese Geisha is the only other example of this I can think of, and even they were occasionally paid for intercourse. And yet, these Sugar Babies haven't been schooled in the fine art of entertaining gentleman. The only thing they have going for them is youth, looks, and maybe naivety. This just doesn't seem right. It seems like prostitution. And let's not forget that even consensual prostitution is still prostitution. But is consensual prostitution fine and dandy? Or is it wrong because it's illegal? Is it wrong even if it were legal? Or is it still fine and dandy if it isn't legal, but everyone is happy with it? Is this simply a business transaction; exchanging one good for another to the benefit of both parties? Or is it just an after-school job? It does sound a little more exciting than Aramark, albeit much, MUCH less safe.

Regardless of one's personal beliefs about the exchange of sex for money, I would not recommend this type of arrangement to anyone. Especially if it were formed over the internet. First of all, your "sugar daddy" could be a serial killer. Second, if you were getting paid handsomely by this individual, I am pretty sure it would be hard to say no when they ask you to do something you don't want to do. I tend to believe that sex is emotionally safer and most enjoyable when based on trust and respect, not money. The whole thing should set off an internal "sketch" alarm, because in the end, one has to wonder what kind of person chooses to buy a fake relationship rather than forge a real one?

Why Women Like Ugly Men

In a study which unlocks the secrets of attraction, psychologists have explored how evolution has affected what's hot and what's not in the modern mating and dating game.

For many, it will come as little surprise. Women don't necessarily go for physical appearance but, rather, power, wealth and status.

"It's not that looks don't matter to women; they simply matter less than other things - in particular, signals of money and security," psychologist and author Viren Swami found.

The study, contained in his book The Psychology Of Physical Attraction, also found that we're a shallow bunch when it comes to waistlines.

People involved in an accident are far more likely to be rescued if they are of a normal weight than their underweight, or overweight, peers.

And when it comes to attracting men, it's not slimness but the WHR - waist-hip ratio - that is important.

Co-author Adrian Furnham said the lower the WHR the better, with female figures such as those of Scarlett Johansson and Marilyn Monroe the most desirable.

Mr Furnham said society had changed from valuing beauty as rugged Tarzan types to perfectly polished Brad Pitts.

"We've all evolved to find other humans attractive. But the cues for recognising beauty have changed over the years.

"We still look out for things like signs of health; a symmetrical face is attractive because people associate it with healthy people who produce healthy children.

"These days, we judge people first by their body size and then by facial characteristics.''

Being Too Fat "Can Damage Sperm"

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Obese men have poorer quality sperm, perhaps because too much fat around their testicles causes them to heat up, scientists have suggested.

University of Aberdeen researchers looked at the sperm of over 2,000 men in couples having problems conceiving.

The heaviest men had a higher proportion of abnormal sperm, as well as other problems.

The scientists told a European fertility conference losing weight probably boosted fertility.

Being obese is already known to affect women's chances of getting pregnant.

The men were divided into four groups, according to their BMI (body mass index).

Other factors which could affect fertility, such as smoking, high alcohol use and age, were taken into account by the researchers.

Men who had a healthy BMI of 20 to 25 were had higher levels of normal sperm than those who were heavier.

They also had higher semen volume, the European Society for Human Reproduction and Embryology meeting in Barcelona was told.

But those with a higher BMI had lower volumes of seminal fluid, and a higher proportion of abnormal sperm.

There was no significant difference between the four groups in sperm concentration or activity.

Other studies have also linked obesity to DNA damage in the sperm.

Semen quality
Dr Ghiyath Shayeb, who led the research, said: "Our findings were quite independent of any other factors and seem to suggest that men who are trying for a baby with their partners, should first try to achieve an ideal body weight.

"This is in addition to the benefit of a healthy BMI for their general well being.

"Adopting a healthy lifestyle, a balanced diet, and regular exercise will, in the vast majority of cases, lead to a normal BMI.

"We are pleased to be able to add improved semen quality to the long list of benefits that we know are the result of an optimal body weight."

The researchers will now look at male BMI in fertile and infertile couples to see if the poorer semen quality is directly linked to poor fertility, and examine further how obesity can damage sperm.

Dr Shayeb said there were a number of possible explanations, including different hormone levels in obese men, overheating of the testicles caused by excessive fat in the area, or simply the lifestyle and diet that leads to obesity also causing poorer semen quality.

Dr Ian Campbell, chair of the charity Weight Concern, said it was known that overweight people had a tendency to have fewer children.

He said there had been a suspicion that was mainly due to lack of opportunity.

"But if weight actually has a detrimental effect on sperm quality, that's really interesting," he said

"It's one more reason for men to lose weight."


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Women Prefer Men With Stubble For Love, Sex And Marriage

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Stubble is the way to win a woman’s heart, a study has shown. Researchers found that women are more attracted to men with stubbly chins than those with clean-shaven faces or full beards.

Women participating in the research rated men with stubble as tough, mature, aggressive, dominant and masculine - and as the best romantic partners, either for a fling or a long-term relationships.
George Clooney, Colin Farrell, David Beckham and Will Smith
Hair apparent: George Clooney, Colin Farrell, David Beckham and Will Smith

The findings of the experiment, carried out on British women aged 18 to 44, could explain the appeal of actors such as George Clooney and Brad Pitt who cultivate their unshaven look.

The explanation for the preference is not clear, but experts in human evolution say that that facial hair may be a signal of aggression because it boosts the apparent size of the lower jaw, emphasising the teeth as weapons.

Psychologists at Northumbria University who carried out the new study believe that stubbly men may offer women the best worlds - not too strongly masculine, but mature and with the potential to grow a full beard.

The researchers carried out the study using computer technology to alter pictures of 15 men’s faces so that they displayed different degrees of hairiness. Five levels of facial hair were used - clean-shaven, light stubble, heavy stubble, light beard and full beard.

he pictures were shown to 76 women who were asked to rate them for masculinity, aggression, dominance, attractiveness, age, and social maturity. They were also asked how desirable each man would be as a short-term or long-term partner. Faces with full beards were judged to be the most masculine, aggressive and socially mature. They were also thought to look five years older.

They were rated the least attractive and the worst choice for a short-term relationship. Men with light beards were considered the most dominant. Those with light stubble were rated the most attractive and as the ideal romantic partner for the short or long term. Clean-shaven men finished bottom for masculinity, dominance, aggression, and social maturity, and they were the least favoured choice as a long-term partner. They came second-to-last for attractiveness.

Writing in the journal Personality and Individual Differences, the researchers conclude: “Facial hair, or beardedness, is a powerful sociosexual signal, and an obvious biological marker of sexual maturity.

"Facial hair may have been sexually selected by females on the basis of associated male success, despite its threatening appearance. Clean-shaven faces therefore may suggest appeasement, as well as being an obvious sign of sexual immaturity.

"Increasing levels of facial hair were associated with increased perceptions of aggression, in that bearded faces were perceived as being the most aggressive, whilst clean-shaven faces were rated as being the least aggressive. And as facial hair increased in a linear fashion, so did female ratings of masculinity and dominance.

"In desirability for a short-term relationship, a female preference for male faces with stubble or light beard was found, with clean-shaven and fully bearded faces being the least preferred. This indicates that females are not selecting faces displaying relatively high or low masculinity, but are rather preferring males who are clearly mature - post-pubertal - but not too masculinised. The same pattern was found for preferences for a long-term relationship."

The researchers now want to extend their study internationally. Dr Nick Neave, who carried out the study with Kerry Shields, said: "There are large cultural differences in perceptions of facial hair, and we are hoping to expand on this research by conducting a large-scale study assessing female perceptions of male facial hair in different in as many countries as possible."

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AFF has all sorts of features designed to make it more user friendly, but don’t be fooled into thinking that user friendly automatically equates to efficient. While the comprehensive search system is invaluable and the profile builder straightforward, some of the communication tools have to be handled with care. Remember not to do these common fuck-up’s.

Winking

For shy and tongue-tied men, winking can seem like the ideal way to approach a woman. Sending her an electronic wink lets her know that you’re interested but without the need to write a witty, compelling email. If you’re uncomfortable with selling yourself or scared of saying something stupid, it seems like a no risk approach.

Don’t be fooled.

Winking is dull, unimaginative and can come across as laziness. Attracting women takes effort, and if you can’t make the effort to write even a brief introductory email the girls will assume that you’re really not that into them.

If you receive a wink from an attractive woman, respond with a short message. If you don’t find the courage to speak, she won’t either, so try something along the following lines:

“Thanks for the wink! Your profile looks intriguing and I’d love to hear more about you. If you’d like to get to know me better, send me a quick email and say hi!”

Chatting

The AFF chat rooms can be a useful tool (and best chat room etiquette is a topic I’ll get into later). They help you to figure out which members are currently active and saying a quick hello can be an easy way to make a good impression. But don’t allow yourself to loiter in them. Men with enough free time to hang around internet chat rooms all night give the impression of being lonely and desperate – girls prefer guys with active social lives.

The same theory applies to instant messaging. It can be extremely flattering to find a woman who wants to IM with you, but you didn’t join AFF to have cyber-sex, did you? Ensure that your encounters are real world ones by telling her that you don’t have time to chat just now but suggesting that you call her when you’re free.

Getting into Fights

Joining a local group is a great idea. I go into this in more depth elsewhere, but interacting with others in your area can be an easy way of getting your name known by single women.

The trick is getting your name known for the right reasons. Allowing yourself to start bickering with or criticising any of the other members will make you seem pompous and petty. Remember that it is not just the person you are fighting with who can see your comments – all of the available women in your local area will be reading them and judging you upon them, too, so keep them upbeat and engaging.

Sending Invitations

When you first join AFF you may be tempted to add as many friends to your network as you can. As a newbie to the site, having a sizable friends list can seem like an obvious way to make contact and to impress the female members. In fact, it could have the opposite effect.

Having hundreds of friends can be off-putting for two reasons. The first is that if you seem to be putting more effort into adding online friends than contacting women, girls will assume that you’re not that interested in real world encounters. The second is that men with many female friends do not give the impression of being picky. Girls like to feel that they are in some way special, but a lengthy contacts list will convince them that they are just another in a long line of flirtations.

When selecting friends, remember to put quality before quantity, and do not make the mistake of sending friends requests instead of introductory emails – they appear just as lazy and unimaginative as winking does.

When compiling a Hot List, the same theory applies – adding too many women is counter-productive. Very few people pay any attention to the contents of your Hot List, so adding anyone other than the girls you have slept with is simply a waste of your time.

Commenting

Many of AFF’s female members keep online blogs. Reading over a woman’s entries is a quick and easy way of learning more about her, but resist the urge to comment on every entry. Offering advice about her every dilemma ensures that you will never be more than friends, and if your thoughts appear at the end of every entry you risk seeming like a groupie – or a stalker.

Don’t invest too much time into following a blog. Spending weeks reading about a woman’s life is a waste of your time. If something about her has caught your eye, send her a message and say so. Don’t turn into a fan-boy that she’ll never respect or be attracted to.

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Chances are, when you and your guy are about to get it on, you make a beeline for the bed. Now we're not knocking between-the-sheets sex, but you can make your intimate encounters even more intoxicating by moving them beyond the boudoir.

"Shaking it up by doing it in an innovative location will create a new, exciting dynamic in your sexual relationship," says Kimberly Flemke, PhD, therapist at the Institute for Sex Therapy and assistant professor in the couple and family therapy graduate program at Drexel University. "Having sex somewhere unexpected or where you're not 'supposed to' often releases brain hormones that increase desire and passion."

With the benefits of novel nooky in mind, we've mapped out some daring and innovative sex positions to try in every nook and cranny of your home. Let the room christening begin.

Kitchen Encounter

Sit on the edge of the counter, pull your knees up to your chest, and place your feet flat on the counter. Have your guy stand facing you between your legs, then scoot your bum far enough forward (it may have to hang over the edge or even hover a few inches above the surface) so he can enter you. If you're too high up for him to reach you comfortably, he can stand on a phone book or sturdy crate.

Hold on to his shoulders for support, and have him grab your butt to help propel you back and forth. "This is a twist on an ancient position in the Kama Sutra where both thighs are raised in the air, which allows for very deep penetration," says Alex Williams, author of the upcoming Kitchen Kama Sutra: 50 Ways to Seduce Each Other Outside the Bedroom.

Doorway Play

Standing-up sex can be a challenge, unless there's some solid structure for support...like a door frame. For this pose, have your guy squat with his back against one side of a doorway. His thighs should be parallel to the floor, and he can put his hands behind his lower back for cushioning. Stand facing away from him, spread your legs so they're on either side of his, and then back up onto his member.

Once you're positioned, bend forward and push against the opposite door frame with your palms. This helps you balance and allows you to control your gyrations and vary the speed and depth of penetration. You're in the driver's seat, so mix up your moves — swivel your hips back and forth in a circular pattern or figure eights — and experiment to see what feels best. Every time you switch direction, you'll both experience new pleasurable sensations.

Bathing Booty

Taking a bath à deux can be incredibly seductive: "Just lathering up each other with bare hands is sensual and exciting," says Flemke. So next time you're having a sexy suds-fest with your man, have him lie back, resting his head on the edge of the tub. Facing him, kneel over one of his legs (his thigh should be sandwiched between your thighs), and lower yourself onto him.

When he's inside you, wrap your ankles around his calf so you're fully entwined. Then lean forward and hold on to the edge of the tub behind his head to support yourself as you glide back and forth over his body, rather than up and down. The zero gravity of the water gives you a wider range of motion than you'd usually have and lets you experience new sensations every time you alter your movements.

"This position creates a slower buildup, which can ultimately lead to an exciting climax," says Susan Crain Bakos, author of The Sex Bible: The Complete Guide to Sexual Love. Don't worry about taking too long; you'll have plenty of time to enjoy it. "Your man is getting less friction than he's used to, so it can delay his orgasm," she adds.

Thigh High

Kneel on the floor in front of an ottoman (or use a couple of cushions), then lean forward so your stomach is flat against it, palms on the floor. Have your guy kneel between your legs and hold on to your hips as he penetrates you.

With him firmly inside you, straighten your legs and have him hold on to your highs. "He can lift your legs to create a better G-spotting angle," says Lloyd — just let him know how high he should go. Another bonus of this from-behind position for you: Not being able to see him lets you fully focus on the tingly sensations.

On the Level

This is a perfect position if there's a big height difference between you and your man...but it's pretty hot even if there's not. Stand with your back to the wall, either at the bottom of the staircase or one or two steps up if your guy is taller than you are. (If you're taller, do the reverse.) He stands facing you so your pelvises are at the same level.

Get yourselves situated, then lift one of your legs and rest it on the banister that's across from you to help support yourself. Hold on to his shoulders for balance as he enters you. (You both might have to twist your torsos a little to meld the right way.) The angle created by your raised leg will give him a tighter fit, making it more pleasurable for both of you.

The Couching Tiger

Sit on your guy's lap while he's on the couch, and tuck your feet into the crease where the back and seat connect. When he's inside you, hold on to each other's forearms for support, and slowly lean back until you're lying on his thighs. Straighten your legs slightly and push back your hips to ride your guy; he can use your arms to help propel you back and forth.

"This position is visually hot," says Bakos. "He can look at you spread out before him, and you get to see the action as well." It also angles your clitoris for direct contact and makes it easy for him to give you manual stimulation.

Good Vibrations

Sit on top of a washing machine, with your legs dangling over the side. You can place the soles of your feet against it to steady yourself. Have your guy stand facing you, between your legs, and tighten your thighs around him after he's inside you. For deeper penetration, grab his butt and pull him in close.

Once you're going at it, turn on the machine. The vibrations will feel delicious against your bare body. And every time the machine changes cycles, you'll experience a different sensation. "In addition to the shaking, the surface of the washer will create a scintillating heat from below," says Williams.

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How Do I Know If He Or She Is Cheating On Me?

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Love revolves around the pivot of trust. If trust disappears from any relationship, there remains nothing to count for. That is why keeping good faith is as important as making any new relationship. There are myriads of examples where a long-term relation has broken due to misunderstanding and disloyalty. As complexities are increasing, we always feel doubtful of our near and dear ones. Whether it is for a real cause or for anything else, we keep on thinking negatives and make our life miserable. Many people are of the opinion that their husband or wife is having an affair and start doubting lots of things. It should not be done unless you are sure of the fact.

To check whether your partner is cheating on you, you need to apply some ideas. At the beginning, you will have to get one of your friends, whom your husband or boyfriend does not know. Tell her to flirt with him over telephone or through chat. Observe how he reacts. If he is faithful to you he will not cooperate in flirtation and if he does otherwise, you can take him for granted as a cheater. You can also pretend to find a cheater in him %u2013 look his phone, change some of the numbers, especially of girls%u2026 make a flirty message and observe how he reacts. If he is cheating, you can easily track him and if not then change the number back without letting him know. It will definitely help you a lot.

There are some other ways to trace out whether he is cheating you. Observe whether he is less attentive to you or not. He might answer your questions back by hmm...or you could hardly get your answer from him. This is a kind of behavior that you never expected from him. If he has any relationship with other girls, he would not only pay you lees attention, but will also be less attentive to you physically. He would stop holding your hands, cuddling you and you would not find the old zing while having sex with him. He would suddenly change his grooming habits, would start saying bad words in a rude voice. An evident change would be there in him. Suddenly, you would find him changing his brands of aftershaves and also the style of drawers. You would find him attending too many private calls too.

If you want to know from the horses' mouth about the intention of your partner, go and tell him straightforward. Whether a cheater or not, he would say no to your question. But, you should not cry in front of him. Start behaving in such a way that he understands his faults. Flitting with a number of girls is definitely a sign of cheating. Similarly, discussing things of a sexual nature with members of opposite sex or to gift various presents to different girlfriends at the same time apart from relatives can be cited examples of cheating. In addition to all these, if you find that your husband has sexual relationship with another girl besides you, he has cheated you. Online chatting with a number of opposite sex can lead him to cheat you. If your husband shares personal information and feelings with other people, it can be a matter of great concern.

Identifying is really a hard nut to crack in any relationship. You may tag your boyfriend as a cheater, but that may not be true also. Your assumption on your partner may be absolutely wrong. It may happen that you are accusing your husband for nothing at all and ultimately ruining the relationship that exists between you. This is why, if you are not doubly sure, it is better not to accuse your husband.

To become sure, you can take help of some mechanical tools also. You can put web-cams in certain places including in front of your computer. It will help you to catch his every action. You can also ask your servants to keep a close look at him in your absence. One of the easiest ways of catching him red handed is to compare his present urge for sex with his past one. Keep on asking to play more in the bed, if you notice sudden behavioral change in him, tell him directly. Your partner may be in the form of unusual aggressiveness. If your partner is cheating you, he or she would try hard to cover it up by accusing you or blaming you. He would find fault everything in you. On the other hand, he/she may feel guilty for his actions and would try to make up for it by being over generous.

If you discover that your partner has cheated you, do not take any decision hastily. Tell him / her openly and try to restore the relationship. After all, destroying is thousand times easier than constructing the same thing.


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Fetish: For Your Pleasure

Maybe it’s the smell of leather, the feelings of chains against your skin or the look of a hot hard stomach with a sprinkling of sweat – there are so many fetishes out there that get you in the mood for some lovin’ that it can be hard to pick just one to indulge in. But the best news is that with more and more people putting their love of everything from latex to balloons out in the open the opportunity to indulge is yours for the taking!

While some think that fetishes are sexual obsessions the truth is that these days a fetish is anything that heightens your sexual experience – even more than usual. It could be getting gagged and bound or having your naughty little romp video taped, it could be dressing up in leather or having sex with a complete stranger… even your love of women in heels could be painted with the ultra sexy fetish brush.

Feet and Toes Fetish

Maybe Madonna had it right when she said; “Shoes are better than sex because they last longer,” but according to the largest global study of sexual kinks ever under taken, there are a lot of men and women who don’t have a problem combining the two. This fetish was voted one of the world’s most favourite with thousands touting their love of foot jobs and toe sucking proving that putting your foot down can create new sexual delights… which leads us to the next fetish on our list…

Trampling Fetish

If you’ve ever had someone walk on you during sex then you’ve been trampled on and if you haven’t tried it then give it a go – it’s exhilarating for those who get off on domination. The woman wears high heels while she walks over the man’s chest, throat, stomach, and crotch. Funny thing is that the man will barley move even when the woman is standing on his crotch with spiked heels. The men love the idea of being under a woman’s heel and the woman loves being on top. It’s a win-win situation where everyone gets off!

Domination Fetish

Speaking of domination… this fetish is all about submission – there’s something about having power and being overpowered that sends tingles to all the right places. This fetish has become so popular that it can’t really be classed as underground anymore with more and more clubs organising special domination nights. Using props like whips, chains, handcuffs and gags, domination lovers get a thrill out of being the dominant one or losing control by being controlled.

Latex and Leather Fetish

Seeing a hot body adorned in tight leather or latex could quite possibly be one of the sexiest sights and lucky for those who love this theme as it has an enormous underground culture. There are retail stores where you not only purchase anything and everything latex and leather related, you can also find out about latex parties where you will be surrounded by people dressed in leather and latex all night long.

Uniform Fetish

Who doesn’t go crazy for a man in uniform or a woman dressed in a cheerleader’s outfit? This is a very popular fetish for men and women alike and it really brings the fantasy and fetish world together for a truly naughty night. This fetish is fairly broad and can be taken to any degree you feel comfortable with. A female doctor who seduces her patient or a medieval knight who knows how to use his sword – the options are only limited by your cheeky imagination.

Messy Food Fetish

When the batteries run out on the vibrator what’s a girl to do? Well this fetish might offer some solutions as it involves doing all sorts of things with everything from bananas to jelly. Whether it’s playing with it, smearing it all over the body or having someone else lick it all off, the messy food fetish involves all sorts of bits and pieces you can find at your local grocery store. The tame at heart will probably stick to the chocolate body sauce which is just as delicious in more ways than one.

Balloon Fetish

This one is a little unusual and so we just had to include it! This fetish involves being turned on by balloons; the smell, the noise, the excitement of not knowing when they are going to pop. People who enjoy this fetish are known as ‘looners’ and just hearing a hottie huffing and puffing on a balloon is enough to drive them over the edge.


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