Six Cohabiting Passion Killers

Once you reached the stage to moving in together in your adult dating life, things at first seems like a dream come true. You find yourself playing house and having sex on an hourly basis. Unfortunately, the more time goes by, the more comfortable you will be around one another which means you will allow each other to see how hygenically-deficient you really are. It doesn’t matter how safe you are, if you live together you will never be able to hide the fact that you are in fact human and a dirty one at that. Here are just a handful of passion and mood killers in relationships and how you can solve them.

Toe Nail Clippings

You ever found yourself sitting on the couch and are covered in various shaped toe nail clippings? Some are rolled up, some are covered in chipped nail polish and some are simply shaped like mini boomerangs scattered around you. Finding these toe clippings can kill your libido and your last nerve. All you need to do is make sure to clip your toe nails in the bathroom and discard your toe clippings in the waste basket and toilet. It’s really as simple as that.

Farts

The first fart in the relationship is always a funny and memorable one. All of sudden, you two are cracking up and in some way it’s a bonding experience for the both of you. Unfortunately, the more frequent the farts get, the more likely it is you will not be turned on to your partner like you used to. Letting out a fart when you’re laughing so hard is funny. Letting out a wet fart in bed when you’re lying naked beside your partner or letting one go in the middle of receiving oral sex is unacceptable. If your bodily functions are frequent, take some BEANO and make sure not to eat junk food or dairy before you go to bed.

Cum Rags

We all know sex can be messy, but one thing it shouldn’t be is disgusting. When you first get together, you always made sure to equip yourself with a box of Kleenex by the bedside and it would be quickly disposed of. Once you’ve been together for a long time, you will notice piles of dirty clothes with hard white stains on them. This is unacceptable. Treat your rags like you would your used condoms. Get rid of them as soon as you can!

Skid Marks

Guys are most notorious for leaving horrifying skid marks on their underwear and most times their girlfriends are the ones who discover it. Nothing turns off a woman more than a guy who can’t seem to wipe his own ass properly. Make sure to buy 2 ply toilet paper and to do your own laundry for now on if you have this problem.

Menstrual Blood

There is nothing more disgusting to a man than looking at menstrual blood….especially when it’s all over the toilet seat and bathroom floor. Not only is it a turn off, it also is a frightening sight as well. Women need to be far more ‘aware’ of their surroundings when applying or inserting pads or tampons to avoid embarrassment.

“Number 2″

Remember the times when it seemed like neither of you ever went to the bathroom? Well when you live with one another, you will unfortunately get to notice how often both you go to the bathroom for “number two.” It could be quite appalling when you manage to stink up the entire apartment or house and it can be equally appalling when hearing the grunts and groans come from the bathroom. Make sure to turn on the tap, invest in air fresheners and to always turn on the fan after you are done.

The Best Sex Positions For Mind Blowing Orgasms

Do perfect sex positions actually exist? The answer is yes! Take your time to find the best angles for both you and your e mistakes couples make using sex positions: There are hundreds of sex positions, but the reality is that there are maybe only eight basic positions, with slight variations for each. So, what happens when you’ve tried all eight positions? You need to explore all aspects of sexuality about eachother. Cultivate an adventurous spirit, turn foreplay into a game, add a prop or two.

There are literally hundreds of ways you can make your lovemaking more exciting, passionate and fulfilling, rather than just trying new sex positions. And we all know how important sex is in the adult dating world.

Will Your Relationship Fall Apart?

When you are in an adult relationship, things generally get better or get worse after the honeymoon period. If it gets worse, your relationship is at risk of falling apart. Generally, the four clear indicators of relationship failure are stonewalling, contempt, defensiveness and criticism. If you let these adult dating woes consume your relationship, it is bound to fail. However, there are ways of getting past these problems and repairing them as well and here’s how:

Contempt And Criticism

In a troubled relationship, there is bound to be a lot of contempt for one another. Sighing, rolling eyes and making harsh comments are subtle ways of showing your partner you are annoyed by them and starting not to like them. On the other hand, people deal with this level of contempt with co-workers and family aff members. It’s important to solve this problem like you would with your other loved ones. Focus on what you like and love about the person you are with and the rest you should follow.

Stonewalling And Defensiveness

Stonewalling is a destructive technique that makes couples just tune their partners out in order to win a fight. The only way to repair this problem is by talking and listening. Unfortunately, talking also leads to defensiveness. The only way to repair this problem is to really understand that your partner may say something to you that might upset you or something that you don’t agree with and you have to learn to control your emotions. You have to respect your partner by truly listening to them even when you don’t want to. Sure, you may fight from time to time and that’s not an indicator that your relationship is doomed. Remember, it’s not how often you fight, it’s HOW you fight that will predict your impending failure as a couple.

If you master those basic relationship repair techniques, then your relationship should get better if you are really meant for one another. If not, then don’t take your failed relationship as a personal failure. You tried and gave it your all and sometimes doomed relationships lead to other successes in your life.

How To Have And Enjoy Rough Sex

Has your adult dating life hit a lull? Looking for some much needed excitement in life? Why not tear down the boundaries in your bedroom be engaging in rough sex the safe and fun way!

Read the following guidelines if you are looking for a raunchy good time!

1. Spanking –Just go for it! The more passionate the sex is getting, give her or him a hard love tap on the ass. Trust me, the surprise will be much welcome.

2. Pinning Her Arms Down – Men, when you’re on top, grab both her wrists and pin them behind her head. Make sure your legs are inside hers or you may take a knee to the jobbers. I also like to add in neck nibbling.

3. Dirty Talk – Work in many words because for some odd reason, there are women who don’t mind (or rather enjoy) being called one of more the following during intercourse:
a. Slut
b. Whore (or ’Ho in certain parts)
c. Dirty
d. Naughty
e. Bad Girl

4. Kamimaze Sex – OK, we made this name up. Women seem to get tingly when they see that stairwell quick-bang in the movie Unfaithful. This is one time when the man isn’t penalized for unloading in under a minute. When she least expects it and still wants it (good luck figuring that one out), shove her up against the wall/staircase, yank down her bottoms, and grind her into the drywall/carpet. You’ll probably cause some brush burns, so have Neosporin handy. NOTE: Please don’t do this at the office, daycare center, or in your kitchen.

5. Role Playing – Hey, whatever gets your blood pumping. You can play master/servant, maid/butler, coach/player (except in central Pennsylvania), quarterback/cheerleader, priest/confessor, officer/criminal, prom king/prom queen, or bar slut/bar player. Ooh, how about this one: author/reader? Saucy!

Could your love life use some freshening? Bring home lotions, toys, and liquor; mix in a little kink; and postpone your mate’s consideration of trading your boring ass in for a pug, hobby, or more open-minded lover.

Here We Go Again: Top 20 Deal Breakers

In your adult dating life, you will encounter many times in your relationships where you reach a breaking point with your partner. If you’re a single adult woman wanting to get married and start a family, the average time from being single to being a motherhood is approximately five to seven years. Men however, are likely not to be in such a rush to get married. Many opt to put their friends and work ahead of the women in their lives to fight off the dreaded “co-dependence syndrome.”

When you have been involved with a man for a long time, it’s important to realize that most likely it will be the little things that will break you up. Sometimes however, these little things aren’t so little and should be considered to be honest to god relationship deal breakers. Deal breakers vary for every woman, although there are always certain qualities, bad habits and personality attributes that every gal knows she can’t live with for the rest of her life.

Here are some common reasons why women decide to end the relationship:

1. He is always busy on weekend nights doing God knows what with his friends.

2. You are total opposites. Opposite may attract, but they get bored of each other pretty quickly.

3. Family is always getting in the way of your relationship. If your partner has constant family drama, it will not get easier if you marry into it.

4. Religious differences are putting a strain on your relationship. If you can’t even fathom the thought of converting to be with your partner, how can you expect to ever get married?

5. If you have different political views, this could be fairly detrimental to your relationship. Watch The Way We Were for example.

6. He works all the time and you never get to see him. Everybody in a healthy relationship should be able to balance work and their love lives equally.

7. He is a slave to his bad habits. If he smokes, drinks and smoke pot regularly in front of you, that will definitely put a strain on your relationship.

8. If he has a history of abusing hardcore drugs and is in recovery, it could make you constantly worried that he will relapse after a bad fight.

9. If he is a hardcore loner and ditches his friends and family to constantly hang out with his woman, it could definitely make his girlfriend feel trapped.

10. Jealousy and insecurity is definitely a red flag. If he doesn’t trust you around other men and you’re constantly explaining to him where you are, get out now!

11. If none of your friends, family and co-worker like him because he is rude, this will be something you will resent him for later in your relationship.

12. A biggest turn off to a woman in a relationship is if her partner has horrible hygiene. A woman can only take bad breath, body odor and stinky feet for so long.

13. If he never dresses up and never wants to take care of himself for you, then that will eliminate the spark that once brought you two together.

14. Despite the fact that women may deny the following fact until they are blue in the face, no woman wants to support her man financially. If he doesn’t have a job and is not rushing to a get a new one, this is grounds for terminating the relationship.

15. If a woman’s man has money and is too cheap to spend any of it, that also is an unattractive personality trait.

16. Differing morals and values are the catalysts to many break ups. If you don’t share the same views on abortion, women’s rights and even homosexuality, do you really want your children adopting your partner’s similar views?

17. We all get lost in life, but if your partner constantly feels like he has no purpose and has no direction in life, then he will bring you down with him.

18. Does he bore you? Do you find your mind wandering when he speaks? Do you really want to spend the rest of your life with someone who entertains you as much as your grandmother does?

19. Do you find him physically unattractive? Are you always excusing his appearance to your friends? If the very thought of him being on top of you makes you want to puke, then it’s time to cut the cord on the relationship.

20. If he is a major hothead and you can’t have a conversation without him getting angry about something, then again, cut the cord.

Remember, some women can tolerate the things on this list and others can’t. It’s good to know what your deal breakers are and if your gut tells you that you are dating the wrong guy, then get out now! No matter how trapped you feel, there is always an EXIT door…always. It is never too early to break up with Mr. Wrong.

Celebrity-branded Condoms That Make You Feel Like A Star

Have you ever wanted to have sex with a hot celebrity but have had no luck to get with any of your favorite A-listers? Now you can make your adult dating life a star-studded affair by turning your bedroom into your own private red carpet event with these specialized celebrity-branded condoms! For many, it will be the closest way to getting it on with a celebrity and trust me, you won’t be disappointed. Lets take a look at some of the stars that have lent their names to latex, shall we?

Tiger Woods Condoms

If any celebrity taught us to practice safe sex last year, it was definitely the now infamous sexaholic golfer who had unprotected sex with numerous amounts of women. Protect your wood with Tiger’s condoms today!

David Beckham’s LOST LOVE condoms

Everybody loves David Beckham, but in China, they love him so much that they actually used his face on condoms without his permission. Needless to say, these condoms are selling like crazy.

Mischa Barton Condoms

Finally, Mischa got some work! She’s an official condom model for a line of Japanese latex condoms. Sadly, they are only interested in her O.C. coveted look. This picture is as deceiving as a 35 year old woman using her high school graduation photo on her online dating profile.

Mena Suvari’s Super Moist Condoms

Mena Suvari may not be as popular as she was once, but in Japan she is still an A-lister for she is the official super moist condom model for a line of popular Japanese condoms. I’m sure she is racking in the royalties.

Madonna Condoms

Surely this one doesn’t surprise you? Madonna’s face was used in the 1980s for a brand of condoms in France. If you get your hands on these, I highly recommend you don’t use them.

Kiss Kondoms

With these condoms, you could rock and roll all night and party every day with xxx activities!

Ke$ha Condoms

This popular pop singer has recently broke the news of putting her face on Lifestyle condoms this year. The perfect condom to use for sleazy and drunken one night stands.

30 Hilarious Reasons Why People Have Sex

We all know why physically want and need sex. We have sex with people we love and we have sex with adults simply because we are aroused and we are sexually attracted to them. But did you know there are many different reasons why people have sex other than to please themselves and their partners? Here is a candid list of some of the many reasons why people have sex.

1. The Condom is About to Expire Sex

2. Need to Burn off those Calories I Ate at Dinner Sex

3. My Batteries in my Vibrator are dead Sex

4. I Cheated and I don’t Want You to Know About it Sex

5. I Desperately Want You to Love Me Sex

6. Thank You for Paying My Rent Sex

7. I Made you Watch Sex and the City 2 Sex

8. My Best Friend is Getting Married and I hate it Sex

9. Nothing is on TV Sex

10. I woke up with the Most Impressive Morning Wood Sex

11. Just Waxed My Bikini Area Sex

12. My Period is Due Tomorrow Sex

13. I’m Curious About Sleeping with a Minority Sex

14. You Look Like a Celebrity Doppelganger Sex

15. I Saw How Hot You Looked in Your Recent Facebook Photos Sex

16. I Want You to Stop Bothering Me for Sex Already Sex

17. I’d Rather Not Give You A Blowjob Tonight Sex

18. I’m Drunk and You Seem Hot Sex

19. Funerals Make Me Horny Sex

20. I Just Watched Porn and Don’t Want You to Know About it Sex

21. Reading Twilight Made me Wet Sex

22. I Want to Hear the STAR WARS theme in the background Sex

23. I Want to Distract You From Asking Me Why My Ex Text Me Sex

24. We Paid Too Much Money on This Hotel Room Sex

25. Don’t Want to be the only person not doing it on Valentine’s Day Sex

26. I want to know if Your Breasts are Real Sex

27. That Sex Scene between Mary Louise Parker and Zack Morris on WEEDS Really Turned Me On Sex

28. I want Something to Tweet About Tomorrow Morning Sex

29. I wonder what Crime Scene Sex Really Looks Like Sex

30. Trying to Avoid Watching Jersey Shore Tonight Sex

Can you think of others?

Silence

Sometimes there is nothing better in the entire world than a nice chunk of silence. We all tend to talk way too much these days as we are so interconnected, dialed in, and in touch with everything going on around us at every single moment of every single day. Many of us have forgotten how to be quiet, even just for a moment or two. When we make use of the Xxx personals, we can connect with all sorts of fantastic people to date, to chat with, to begin a new romance with, or of course to have wild and hot sex with. We may even find ourselves in a situation or two where no words are required, can you imagine that.

Today, between all of our social networking sites and the constant barrage of information that we face from the media, it is one of the most difficult things imaginable to be able to find and enjoy a few moments of solace in absolute quiet. It seems as though even in a supposedly dead quiet library, there is enough going on to disturb our peace and distract us when we are so desperately trying to concentrate. We have also lost the ability to sit with someone and not talk, so the idea of a nice quiet car or train ride has become a thing of the past.

With a little luck though, there is still one area of our lives in which we have a shot at some degree of quiet, and that is when we are having sex with someone. Yes, there should be some heavy breathing, some moaning, and maybe even a little bit of dirty talk to keep things hot, but in an ideal sexual encounter there will be no conversation whatsoever. Doesn’t that just sound like paradise? Not only do we get laid but we also get to enjoy a little peace and quiet in the bargain.

Celebrity Meal Ticket-Seekers

According to the urban dictionary, a meal ticket is someone who seeks fame, fortune and wishes to be showered with gifts in a relationship.

You don’t have to be a nobody to be a meal ticket seeker as there have been plenty of B to D list celebrities that have used their adult dating lives as means to seek fame and fortune by hooking up with a more popular celebrity.

After George Clooney showed up with his rebound sex tart, Stacey Kiebler at the Toronto International Film Festival, I started to think how many other celebrities have used other celebrities as their meal tickets. Here is a quick list of some of the recent A-list meal ticket seekers:

Kris Humphries

This basketball player wasn’t on anybody’s radar until he started dating Kim Kardashian. Now that they have gotten married, all you see is him plastered on tabloid rags and even this dim-witted man is too smart for the “famous for nothing” bimbo.

Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel was C-list before hooking up with Justin Timberlake and once she got involved with him, she moved to the B-list. No wonder she is attempting to get back with him. (despite his now public affair with Mila Kunis)

Kat Von D

Kat Von D became a recognizable name outside of TLC and tattoo lovers when she got involved with cheater Jesse James after his very public divorce with Sandra Bullock. Maybe she can tattoo ‘get a clue’ on her forehead.

Kevin Federline

The king of Celebrity meal tickets seekers! Do I really need to explain why. I’m so glad he’s fat now.

Majority of George Clooney’s Exes

George is a classy guy, so classy that he always tries to seek serious relationships with people who are not in the limelight. Remember the bartender he took to the Oscars? Remember his Italian love Elisabeth? Unfortunately, all these girls crave the limelight and end up becoming pathetic women seeking reality shows after their break-ups with the hunky silver fox.