Friday 9 March 2012

Celebrity-branded Condoms That Make You Feel Like A Star

Have you ever wanted to have sex with a hot celebrity but have had no luck to get with any of your favorite A-listers? Now you can make your adult dating life a star-studded affair by turning your bedroom into your own private red carpet event with these specialized celebrity-branded condoms! For many, it will be the closest way to getting it on with a celebrity and trust me, you won’t be disappointed. Lets take a look at some of the stars that have lent their names to latex, shall we?

Tiger Woods Condoms

If any celebrity taught us to practice safe sex last year, it was definitely the now infamous sexaholic golfer who had unprotected sex with numerous amounts of women. Protect your wood with Tiger’s condoms today!

David Beckham’s LOST LOVE condoms

Everybody loves David Beckham, but in China, they love him so much that they actually used his face on condoms without his permission. Needless to say, these condoms are selling like crazy.

Mischa Barton Condoms

Finally, Mischa got some work! She’s an official condom model for a line of Japanese latex condoms. Sadly, they are only interested in her O.C. coveted look. This picture is as deceiving as a 35 year old woman using her high school graduation photo on her online dating profile.

Mena Suvari’s Super Moist Condoms

Mena Suvari may not be as popular as she was once, but in Japan she is still an A-lister for she is the official super moist condom model for a line of popular Japanese condoms. I’m sure she is racking in the royalties.

Madonna Condoms

Surely this one doesn’t surprise you? Madonna’s face was used in the 1980s for a brand of condoms in France. If you get your hands on these, I highly recommend you don’t use them.

Kiss Kondoms

With these condoms, you could rock and roll all night and party every day with xxx activities!

Ke$ha Condoms

This popular pop singer has recently broke the news of putting her face on Lifestyle condoms this year. The perfect condom to use for sleazy and drunken one night stands.