When it comes to the opposite sex, decoding all their phrases can be frustrating and time consuming. However, after many years of decoding a typical male’s subtext in my adult dating life and being given answers from my good male friends, I am confident that I have the answers to deciphering what a guy is thinking when he says the following phrases.
“It seems that your friends are getting married and having kids. “
Translation: Oh, Jesus. Don’t ask me to put a ring on it.
“Hey, how about I just meet you at the movies.”
Translation: I don’t want you think we’re a couple just quite yet.
“I think we should take things slow.”
Translation: I really like you. *”I actually like men” is also a small possibility.
“I’m not going to change.”
Translation: “Break up with me already, so I don’t have to do it.”
“I need to go for a walk and clear my head.”
Translation: I don’t think this is working anymore.
“I’m still getting over a bad break up.”
Translation: I want to bang more chicks before I settle down again.
“I think you are a cool girl.”
Translation: I’m not remotely into you.
“My ex is a psycho”
Translation: I f*cked her over big time and she lost it.
“I’m not good at relationships.”
Translation: You’re not the one for me because I’m not willing to put any effort into this relationship.
“Why are you being so emotional?”
Translation: Why are you acting like a f*cking pyscho?
“I’m not looking for anything serious.”
Translation: I just want to f*ck you and leave.
“I didn’t know you would get that mad.”
Translation: I knew it would piss you off which is why I didn’t tell you.