Signs Your Co-Worker Is Into You

As we all know, office romances and flirting are common and majority of us have experienced mixing business with pleasure in our adult dating and career lives. If you want to know if a co-worker of the opposite sex is into you, here are some tell-tale signs:

1. They Always Have Their Eyes On You

Do you ever feel like somebody is consistently watching your computer monitor? Is it the same someone who always makes an excuse to come over to your desk and talk to you? If they seem like they are always listening to your conversations with others and if they look away when you actually pay attention to the, they definitely have a crush on you.

2. “Coincidental Run-ins”

When you go get coffee or even go the washroom, don’t be surprised to see the co-worker who likes you to go get coffee and take a bathroom break as well. These run-ins are not concidental, but merely they are excuses to talk to you privately if even for a couple of minutes.

3. No Eye Contact And Avoids You

The more intense this person’s feelings are for you, the more likely they will avoid you. They refuse to give you sufficient eye contact and will probably squirm when talking to you in front of other co-workers.

4. They Talk Incredibly Loud

No matter if your co-worker is a serene and quiet person, the second you come into the room, they will feel inclined to have you notice their witty personality and sense of humor. Everything they say is projected (even without their acknowledgement) and they are waiting for you to respond.

5. Always Go Out Of Their Way To Help You

If a co-worker likes you, they may feel seem extremely kind and try to help you on certain projects. It is not because they are doing this from the kindness of their hearts, but rather they want you to take notice of them.

6. They Take The Same Breaks You Do

They will go out of their way to take the same lunch break as you do. Sometimes they will message you when it’s time to go out on break. If you feel the need to apologize because you can’t go, then you should know how they feel about you.

7. Very Inquisitive About Your Love Life

If you are single, your co-worker may ask what you are doing on upcoming weekends, so you can hang out with them and their friends in a “nonchalant” way. However, if you are in a relationship, don’t be surprised to see them probe for snags in your relationship.

8. They Make Fun of You

Just like grade school, when somebody at work likes you, they tend to make fun of you more than compliment you. Sure, they may not pull your hair, but they will probably insult you every chance they get.

9. They Look Great

If you notice that your co-worker is wearing nice clothes and putting on their cologne before going to work, it’s most likely a tactic to get noticed.

10. None Stop Laughing and Smiling

Have you noticed that everytime you say something (even if it’s not particularly funny) your co-worker laughs and smiles? This is the most obvious sign they like you. Plain and simple.

The Best Fake Romantic Movie Trailers Onscreen

If you have been reading my adult dating blog for a while now, you know that I am a huge movie buff and the latest trend that I can’t get enough of is the fake trailer phenomenon. Sure, Grindhouse has exploited the fake trailers with gratuitous shots of sex and gore, however I get a kick out of seeing romantic comedies promote the same fake trailers onscreen. It’s so utterly random and most times these fake romantic comedy/dramas are making fun of the genre in hilarious ways with random cameo appearances for no reason. Here is a list of my favorite non Grindhouse fake trailers:

5. Dog’s Best Friend- FUNNY PEOPLE

In Judd Apatow’s third full length feature film, Adam Sandler basically plays a very similar version of himself as his character is also a huge A-list actor who sells out on an annual basis. In the Dog’s Best Friend fake “bromance” trailer, Adam is hugging his dying dog and basically making fun of movies like Turner and Hooch and Man’s Best Friend. Funny, the fake trailer looked a billion times better than Adam’s real trailer for Jack and Jill.

4. Jason Segel and Rashida Jones Romantic Comedy-FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS

In the recent Friends With Benefits film, Jason Segel and Rashida Jones star in a fake movie within a movie about finding love in New York City–when it’s blatantly obvious the fake film was shot in L.A. I found this to be funny simply because the fake trailer exemplifies the weaknesses and flaws in Friends With Benefits as well.

3. Deception- THE HOLIDAY

Remember the days when Lindsay Lohan was still relevant? In 2o06, Lindsay Lohan and James Franco filmed a fake trailer for the film, The Holiday where Franco played a spy trying to save Lindsay Lohan’s life. Too bad the movie was as memorable as Lohan’s career.

2. Satan’s Alley-TROPIC THUNDER

I loved Tropic Thunder and the best part in the movie in my humble opinion was the Satan’s Alley fake trailer where Robert Downey Jr. and Tobey Maguire play two homosexual monks. I have no idea what I like the most: Engima’s Sadeness playing in the background or the MTV Best Kiss Winner label for Tobey Maguire

1. Teresa: The Making Of A Saint-How To Lose Friends And Alienate People

If you haven’t seen How To Lose Friends And Alienate People, you should do so immediately because it’s one of the most inappropriately hilarious films I have ever seen. Megan Fox plays Sophie Maes, a cokehead version of herself in this absurd comedy. In the film, a fake trailer for the film Teresa: The Making of a Saint plays in the background. The fact that they made a fake trailer of Megan Fox playing a young Mother Teresa is so wrong on so many levels–despite the fact I can’t stop laughing when I see it.

Words That Turn Women On

Sex isn’t all about the action. When you’re seducing an adult dating partner, a lot of it comes from the words you say. There are some words that are guaranteed to get a woman thinking about sex. If you want to know exactly what to say to make a women wet her panties whenever you’re around, keep reading.

Wet”: If you’re making strong eye contact with a woman, while flirting a bit and the drips a little bit when she takes a sip of her drink, you can say, “oh baby, you’re so wet…” Her mind will instantly go to sex, and this is because you:

1. Indirectly said it. A women’s mind is just as dirty as yours, so when she hears the word wet, she thinks about sex and her vagina being moist, just like you do.


2. You want to use the word innocently at the right time. Wet is the easiest example. You can use it when she comes in from the rain, or comes out of a pool.


3. You don’t want to bring attention to what you’re doing. Instead, you want to seem like a regular part of your normal conversation.

“Deep”: You should use the word “deep” in conversation when you’re talking about feelings, emotions, or anything physical. For example:

1. When you’re talking about something exciting; “And how does that make you feel deep inside?”


2. When you’re on a roller coaster; “I’m so excited. Can you feel your heart beating deep inside?”

“Come”: This is one of the best ones you can use because it has so many different uses and applications. For example:

1. When you’re waiting for her to come over; “I can’t wait for you to come.”


2. When you want her to meet up with you; “OK baby, just come now.”

“Hard”: Using this word is a quick way to make her imagine sex and unbuckling your belt. So, here’s how to use it in the most innocent way possible:

1. When she’s teasing you; “You’re making it so hard for me to resist you”


2. When she’s challenging you; “Do you like it when it’s hard?”

When following these tips, whether it be face to face or through online personals.

Not So Subtle Flirting Techniques

When it comes to adult dating, men are still very fearful of the idea of rejected when trying to pursue a woman. It could be difficult to look for the signs of flirting from the opposite sex, but let me tell you now that women are not as sly as you think they are. By picking up on their not so subtle cues, you’ll be able to have no problem approaching a woman for her number in no time. There are at least eight major flirting techniques women use when they feel attracted to you. Once you can decipher them, you can then actually work on being charming rather than clueless. Remember, not all charming men are as confident as may think. They just simply know how to read the signs.

1. She’s Having The Night Of Her Life

You ever notice when a woman looks like she’s having the best time of her life with her lifesavers friends? Have ever noticed she seems to be smiling too often and laughing like a Julia Roberts hyena while stealing quick glances at you? This is a major hint that she wants you to see as a fun and confident woman to be with…even if she looks like she’s been inhaling the Joker’s laugh gas.

She Consistently Makes Subtle Eye Contact With You

Women are sometimes blind to the fact that their flirting techniques are obvious to many. She thinks she’s hiding her intentions by only glancing at you every so often. She acts like she doesn’t want you to know she’s actually the one pursuing you, by convincing herself that you will make the first move.

The Katie Holmes Half Grin

When a woman is checking you out, she will pull a Katie Holmes and give you subtle half smile while then looking down. This coy smile is a dead giveaway.

She Micro-Primps

After all she knows all the “tricks” up her sleeve have worked, she will finally notice you noticing her. Once she knows, watch her very carefully. She will then start applying her lip gloss, pulling down on her skirt and smoothing away her fly away hairs in a desperate attempt to look her best for you.

She Strokes Herself

Get your mind out of the gutter. I don’t mean THAT kind of “stroking.” A woman that is trying to flirt with you will also run her fingers through her hair and stroke her neck. She’s stroking the parts of her body she wants you to notice without being explicit.

She Sounds Like She’s In A Movie

When you do finally approach the woman who is flirting with you, she will make sure that she is the best version of herself. Every line out of her mind is witty if not well thought out before. Her tone of voice may sound a little different than it usually would and every coming out of her mouth has a certain rhythm to it.

Bedroom Eyes

When a woman really wants you, all you have to do is look into her eyes. If she’s staring at your face, batting her eyelashes and looking coy, she is giving you the “bedroom eyes.” Once this happens….KISS HER!!!

Bathroom Play

There are certainly those people who have a certain kinks or

3 Ways To Stare At A Woman You Like

When you’re not dating and you are looking for a casual date, you’re always on the hunt. When you see a beautiful lady, your first instinct is to stop and look, right? Its awkward to look at a girl for too long and you don’t want to get caught staring. You also don’t want to offend her.

The truth is, a lot of women can’t stand being stared at. In fact, a lot of the times, the guys who stare at them are automatically unattractive to them.

There are, however, a few “cool” ways to look at a lady:

Woman are turned on by vampires: There is a very vulnerable and sensual part of your body, and that part is your neck. A woman’s neck is also a very sexual area of her body, even more than her vagina or clitoris. If you stare at her neck, she will start thinking about it. Then she will start feeling your eyes on her body. This starts the same emotional signals to her brain that get sent when she gets kissed on her neck.

Make eye contact: Eye contact is crucial because it builds trust. It releases the chemical oxytocin and this is the same chemical released when you are cuddling in bed after sex. However, too much eye contact can be intimidating. So this is what you need to do: Take your eyes, and lightly dart down to her lips, then look at different parts of her face. A strong look on a certain body part releases the same emotions and chemicals as a light kiss does.

How to make awkward pauses sexy: Looking deep into her eyes when there are a few seconds without any talking can build a huge amount of romance and sexual tension. Most of the time men try to fix an awkward pause with a joke or something to diffuse the tension, but this will never come across as attractive to women.

if you follow all of these tips then you will be sure to turn your awkward staring into something sexy and enticing.

Who Is The Ultimate Jerry Dandridge?

At three years old, I had my first adult male crush and his name was Jerry Dandridge. Yup, I fell in “love” with a vampire.He didn’t sparkle in the sunlight because he was a bad ass creature of the night. All I had to do to see him was put in Fright Night in my father’s Betamax player and I was hooked for hours gazing at Chris Sarandon.

In spite of the fact that I clearly didn’t have much censorship from my parents, watching Fright Night was the catalyst for how I picked out my men–dark, tall, handsome with a hint of homosexual tendencies.

That’s why when I heard of the news about the Fright Night remake, I was livid by the fact of having my dream man re-cast—that was however before hearing about the unbelievable casting of Colin Farrell as Jerry Dandridge.

So the question is, who on paper makes for the ultimate Jerry Dandridge? Let’s weigh the pros and cons, shall we?

Smarts

Winner: Colin Farrell

I hate to say this, but I have to give this one to Colin Farrell. The vamp ingeniously blows up Charlie’s house because he was not invited into his home. (Seriously, why has it taken this long for a vampire to do that onscreen?) Chris Sarandon constantly ate naked prostitutes in front of his window and instead of moving when sunlight hit him, he just stood in one spot having a temper tantrum. Not very smart if you ask me.

Sex Appeal

Winner: Chris Sarandon

I have to give this one to Chris Sarandon. His dashing good looks, appealing walk (yes, walking can be appealing) and irresistible charm are timeless. Still to this day, I would want to tap that. (Chris Sarandon circa 1985 not now) Sure, Colin Farrell looks extremely sexy in the upcoming remake but anybody who addresses somebody as “Hey guy” or calls attractive women “ripe” is lame in my books.

Morals

Death to all peeping Toms!

Winner: Chris Sarandon

Sure Chris Sarandon went nuts by turning both Charlie’s girlfriend and best friend into vampires, but the man did give Charlie a chance for his safety when he demanded to be left alone. In the trailer for the remake, it doesn’t look like Colin Farrell has much mercy for Charlie after being “found out.” That’s not necessarily a bad thing after all. Bad boys are and will always be extremely hot.

Who Has Got The Bigger…Fangs?

I need Braces Stat!

Winner: Tie

Chris Sarandon showed off some mighty long fangs in the beginning of the cult classic. However, when he went “full out” vampire, it looked like he needed braces. We have yet to see if Colin Farrell goes “full” vampire in the remake. Curious to see how bad he looks. It can’t be any worse than how he looked in Horrible Bosses.

GayDar Alert

Winner(or Loser): Chris Sarandon

Chris Sarandon definitely takes the cake for the vamp with the most homosexual tendencies. I suspect his “housekeeper” Billy was doing more than just house keeping. Also, the fact that he constantly had a fruit in his hands is an amusing if not highly inappropriate giveaway.

My Personal Choice For The Ultimate Jerry Dandridge: Chris Sarandon

Like Sidney Prescott once so eloquently said in Scream 4: “Don’t f*ck with the original.”

7 Dating Mistakes Women Make Daily

In order to attract the opposite sex, women go to certain lengths to impress a guy they want to start dating. However, there are certain fashion, beauty and conversation faux pas women consistently make and they do not go unnoticed by men either. If you’re wondering why your adult dating life is going the way you want, then maybe you should check the following list to see if you are committing any of these cardinal sins:

1. The Baby Voice

Why oh why do women find it sexy to put on a baby voice? Unless you have a reality show to secure, there is no need for any women to put on this voice for any man. When men hear this, we think you have severe daddy issues. Plain and simple.

2. Hair Extensions

There is nothing more unattractive than trying to kiss a girl for the first time and pulling out a track of hair extensions when trying to stroke her hair. Hair extensions are fine once in a while, but never wear them if you’re trying to attract a new guy. Your plan will fail miserably if you do.

3. Spray Tans

I want to know why women think men care about henna dyed skin on women. I think other women are the ones that comment on how hot they look. No man wants to date an oompa loompa. It literally frightens men when you change into a human mood ring that reeks for 24 hours.

4. Acting Like A Hilton

Contrary to popular belief, men actually like to DATE smart women. So stop twirling your hair and asking the waiter how they were able to get strands of hair from heaven when you order the angelhair pasta dish. Men want to bang dumb girls like that. They don’t want to date them.

5. Your Not So Skinny Jeans

Let’s face it: Skinny jeans are not for everyone. You can be a perfectly healthy girl with a great body, but sometimes those jeans make your butt crack show too much. Men don’t want to date women that look like they belong in a trailer park.

6. Draw in Eye Brows

Eyebrows are a very important feature on a woman’s face. It’s perfectly normal to over pluck one day, but when you’re filling out your eyebrows with what looks like Black Sharpie ink, it will totally repulse the man you are seeking to date.

7. Tarantula Lashes

God damn Drew Barrymore and those stupid Covergirl ads. She has deluded women everywhere that they can have perfect eye lashes without applying very expensive fake eye lashes on first. Please know that you only need a couple coats of mascara, ladies. Anything more and you’ll look like a spider is growing legs out of your eyelids.

Never Follow In Madonna's Footsteps

The older Madonna gets, the younger her suitors get in her adult dating life. Recently, the elder material girl was seen getting fresh with her twenty-four year old back up dancer Brahim Zaibat in the Hamptons.

I know Demi Moore and shows like Cougar Town (seriously, change that name of that show already) have exploited the wonderful sex lives of cougar women, however Madonna is no one to follow because her track record with hooking up with younger men is not impressive. Lets take a look at her boy toy track record, shall we?

Vanilla Ice

Remember when Vanilla Ice was still relevant? No? Well, back in 1992, Vanilla Ice was apparently the sh*t. Madonna was ten years older than him and they met while doing her infamous SEX coffee table book. Dating this “baby” only brought in the jealous streak in her.

Carlos Leon

Remember this Latin cutie? How can you forget since he fathered Madonna’s ambitious child, Lourdes? This relationship lasted three years and they ended up breaking up when Madonna was pregnant. Classy move Carlos.

Tupac Shakur

Madonna had a brief fling with the late rapper months before he was gunned down on a Las Vegas strip. This short-lived relationship ended when she apparently wanted him to be her “baby daddy.” The number one way to scare off a guy in my opinion.

Guy Ritchie

Everybody thought Madonna had broken her boy toy curse when she married famed director Guy Ritchie. (Who is ten years younger than her.) Unfortunately, after eight years of marriage, they called it quits and now down right hate each other.

A-Rod

I think everybody knows what happened here. Apparently, A-Rod likes his women blonde, aging and desperate.

Jesus Luz

Remember when Madonna starting dating this 22 year old zygote? They apparently ended their 10 month affair after discovering they had nothing in common. Gee, you don’t say?

In closing, Lady Madge proves to be no icon when it comes to hooking up with younger men. Keep your options open but don’t go after young men just because you can. It may hurt your love life in the long run.

Does Female Sexuality Make Men Want to go to war?

There’s a weird study out of China on the male drive to do the

Basically, they took a bunch of men and women and showed them pictures and asked them questions. They showed some of the men photos of attractive women, and some of the men photos of unattractive women, and then they had them answer questions about war. The men who had viewed photos of attractive women answered more militantly than those who hadn’t. The women in the study answered questions about war more peacefully overall than either group of the men.

In a related study, they split a group of men in two and showed half of them photos of women’s legs and half photos of national flags. They then had them do word association with words about war or farms. The men who had seen the legs responded to the war words way faster

So, the researchers decided this study obviously proved that some men are motivated to go to war by sex. (War – just like adult dating!) I’m not so sure, although I see there seems to be some correlation. What I see out of this study is not so much that men would be motivated to go to war by this, but that when confronted with a sexual conquest, they look at it just that way – a conquest. It’s a competition, a battle with other men for the prize; maybe some men do translate this into a desire to go to real war, but I don’t think this study necessarily proves it. It simply raises some interesting questions about how societies frame sexual competition and