The older Madonna gets, the younger her suitors get in her adult dating life. Recently, the elder material girl was seen getting fresh with her twenty-four year old back up dancer Brahim Zaibat in the Hamptons.
I know Demi Moore and shows like Cougar Town (seriously, change that name of that show already) have exploited the wonderful sex lives of cougar women, however Madonna is no one to follow because her track record with hooking up with younger men is not impressive. Lets take a look at her boy toy track record, shall we?
Vanilla Ice
Remember when Vanilla Ice was still relevant? No? Well, back in 1992, Vanilla Ice was apparently the sh*t. Madonna was ten years older than him and they met while doing her infamous SEX coffee table book. Dating this “baby” only brought in the jealous streak in her.
Carlos Leon
Remember this Latin cutie? How can you forget since he fathered Madonna’s ambitious child, Lourdes? This relationship lasted three years and they ended up breaking up when Madonna was pregnant. Classy move Carlos.
Tupac Shakur
Madonna had a brief fling with the late rapper months before he was gunned down on a Las Vegas strip. This short-lived relationship ended when she apparently wanted him to be her “baby daddy.” The number one way to scare off a guy in my opinion.
Guy Ritchie
Everybody thought Madonna had broken her boy toy curse when she married famed director Guy Ritchie. (Who is ten years younger than her.) Unfortunately, after eight years of marriage, they called it quits and now down right hate each other.
A-Rod
I think everybody knows what happened here. Apparently, A-Rod likes his women blonde, aging and desperate.
Jesus Luz
Remember when Madonna starting dating this 22 year old zygote? They apparently ended their 10 month affair after discovering they had nothing in common. Gee, you don’t say?
In closing, Lady Madge proves to be no icon when it comes to hooking up with younger men. Keep your options open but don’t go after young men just because you can. It may hurt your love life in the long run.