Have A Mind Blowing Yogasm?

Have you been stressed out in your adult dating life? Has the sex been dwindling in your relationship? Why not kill two birds with one stone by having a yogasm today! Yoga is great at keeping a person’s stress levels low and it’s even better for increasing your chances of having a mind blowing orgasm.

Rumors of the mysterious yogasm have been going around for years, but up until this year, many people were afraid to take about the unexplained sensation. Teachers, students and sex researchers have been honing in on the yoga orgasm phenomenon. Women have been openly discussing how a woman can bring herself to climax without even touching herself.

Yoga’s goal is to strengthen the muscles in and around the genitalia, which is the equal to weight lifting for the genitals. (Yeesh!) When ladies work out their PC or Kegel muscles, the tissue around the g-spot get swollen and leads to orgasm….hence the term YOGASM.

Now if women can get over the visual image of a dumbbell being hung from their labia lips, then maybe more of them would be on board for having a yogasm. They shouldn’t be discouraged from exploring their sexuality without having to buy expensive dildos and batteries all the time to get off. Now a woman can get off and work out at the same time. What’s not to love?

So what are you waiting for? Have you first yogasm now!

How To Make Your Man Behave

When you are in an adult dating relationship with a fairly good-looking and charming man, it can be difficult to keep your tabs on him. However, if he does something small to break your trust such as caught texting other girls or being spotted having drinks with his ex, there are certain things a girl must do to keep him in line.

Now, if you can’t forgive him for the indiscretion, then to hell with him. Move on. However, if you want him back and want him behaved, you should follow this 10 day program in order to get the relationship you want.

Before you enter you enter the 10-day Rehabilitation Program, here are some rules to stay calm after catching your man doing no good.

a)Never Panic. Stay Cool. Act like it doesn’t bother you in the slightest and address the issue head on.

b)Never let your girlfriends know the entire situation. They’ll give you bad advice and ruin your confidence and as we know confidence is key.

Day One
Cardinal Rule # 1: DO NOT CALL OR TEXT HIM. Whoever calls first loses ground.
He will call unless he’s an idiot and in that case you don’t want him.

Discuss nothing over the phone. Be quick. Your job is just to listen.

When he wants to meet up, arrive 15 minutes late. Keep him waiting.

Listen to his excuse but don’t get suckered into falling for it. It doesn’t matter what excuse he gives you, he should have known better.

Break up with him before he breaks up with you!

Cardinal Rule # 2: When your man messes up, you have to punish him and punish him hard.

Day 2 and Three

Refrain from picking up your phone. Silence is golden. You can do more with silence than speaking.

Go to a place your man’s friends hang out at. Go over and talk to one of his friends. Don’t do anything slutty. Just be a little too friendly. Hug him too tight and give him kisses on the cheek. This will surely get back to your man and you will break his ego.

Ignore his phone calls.

Day Four

Today will be tricky. At this point, he most likely has gotten advice from his friends. Don’t talk to him. Be prepared for him to come over uninvited.

Day 5 and 6

Most likely, he has come over and transferred his negative emotions on to you. Don’t let him win. Kick him out and spend the next couple of days having friendly conversations with other suitors on Facebook walls. Because while you’re thinking about him, he’s not having a ball not thinking about you.

Day 7

Pay a visit to Victoria’s Secret.
Get your nails and hair done.
Take a long bubble bath.
Pull out the dress that hugs your curves in all the right places.

After you applied your makeup, go over to your man’s house. Your man has a sex cycle and most likely has to have sex at least once every seven days. That means you have to go over there a day before he’s thinking of sleeping with someone else. Your mission is to get into his house. Make up an excuse to bait him.

Before you know, he will be kissing you all over. Get him worked up and then leave him fully aroused.

You have successfully turned the tables.

Day 8
Stock up on groceries. Pick out a bottle of wine, because once you have made up with your man, you will probably be inside making up for the next few days.

If he’s a good man, he will be showing up at your door with his tail in between his legs.

Day 9 & 10

What happens in the bedroom…stays in the bedroom.

Good luck!

Famous Guy Phrases Decoded

When it comes to the opposite sex, decoding all their phrases can be frustrating and time consuming. However, after many years of decoding a typical male’s subtext in my adult dating life and being given answers from my good male friends, I am confident that I have the answers to deciphering what a guy is thinking when he says the following phrases.

“It seems that your friends are getting married and having kids. “
Translation: Oh, Jesus. Don’t ask me to put a ring on it.

“Hey, how about I just meet you at the movies.”
Translation: I don’t want you think we’re a couple just quite yet.

“I think we should take things slow.”

Translation: I really like you. *”I actually like men” is also a small possibility.

“I’m not going to change.”

Translation: “Break up with me already, so I don’t have to do it.”

“I need to go for a walk and clear my head.”

Translation: I don’t think this is working anymore.

“I’m still getting over a bad break up.”
Translation: I want to bang more chicks before I settle down again.

“I think you are a cool girl.”
Translation: I’m not remotely into you.

“My ex is a psycho”
Translation: I f*cked her over big time and she lost it.

“I’m not good at relationships.”
Translation: You’re not the one for me because I’m not willing to put any effort into this relationship.

“Why are you being so emotional?”
Translation: Why are you acting like a f*cking pyscho?

“I’m not looking for anything serious.”
Translation: I just want to f*ck you and leave.

“I didn’t know you would get that mad.”
Translation: I knew it would piss you off which is why I didn’t tell you.

Suffering

We tend to ignore what is at the end of our nose. We tend not to notice sometimes just how attractive our best friend is, simply because they are our best friend. We sometimes don’t even realize our best qualities; too busy trying to cultivate others. In the deep sea of possibility afforded us now by our portable gadgets and constant access to information, people, interests and even fetishes we as much eschew the simple as we do what is commonplace to us.

When dating sometimes we impose a penance, an almost self-flagellant trial-and-error into our search because we come to see, sometimes, that getting too easy can’t be as good as wanting hard. We make trouble and obstacles when we don’t need to, especially culling as we can dates and lovers easy from on-line dating sites.

And we sometimes won’t take the simple easy step to consider people close to us, possibly

They invite more pain and turmoil then anyone into S&M ever does!

It’s ironic that what we want is facility, speed and possibility but when we are faced with it we still mistrust the speed and accuracy with which we sometimes can get what we want. We join countless adult dating sites but a lot of the failure is us simply not returning inbox messages or giving-up when there are too many people to pursue when a large population is what attracted us to the site in the first place!

We become lazy, we become jaded, we become addicted to the quick fix even if we don’t trust it. In the end what makes us suffer the most, and what we ultimately want, is not knowing what we really want or how to get it.

Why the Zombie Apocalypse Will Do Wonders For Your Love Life

Well, it’s May 24th, 2011 and the world is still here. Everybody seems to be rejoicing in their “new found” freedom by going back to their complicated adult dating lives. However, what happens when the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse actually does come to bite all the skeptics in the ass? Everybody that ever laughed over George A. Romero’s Dead series will wish they boned up on their zombie survival tactics guide, although those that were mocked for preparing for the dead walking the earth will benefit from the world’s decay. Here are a few reasons why the Zombie Apocalypse will benefit your love and sex life instantly.

“Slim” Pickings

Fatties go first. It’s not discriminatory, it’s just statistics. The chances of you meeting slim girls to protect are a lot larger than plumper gals. Don’t tell me I’m going to Hell. Harold Camping already let me know that years ago.

Teen Wolf Syndrome

Remember the times you were constantly ridiculed by your classmates in High School? During the Zombie Apocalypse, all those painful memories that haunted you will disappear when you are able to finally outrank the so-called buff men that didn’t have enough sense to stock up on guns, wood and canned foods. Women will see you as “the Alpha male” instead of the “eternal dork” you were once referred to as.

Mortality Sex

Once you’re in a constant life and death situation, you may be surprised at how high a woman’s libido will be. You may also be surprised at how her painfully high standards drops drastically when she sees you wield your phallus shaped cricket bat like a deadly weapon.

Stamina

Your training exercises for the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse will not only help you survive, but it will help you last longer in bed as well. She will be amazed by your skills and she will probably wonder why she wasted her time on bad boys with pre-ejaculatory problems before the Apocalypse.

How to Get Her Interested in Anal Sex

So, you’ve been in a relationship for a while now. You’ve had sex with her in every possible position you and her Cosmopolitan magazine can think of, yet every time you mention having anal sex, she always runs screaming for the hills. You’ve tried everything from trying to get her to watch anal porn to getting her drunk but every one of your attempts have failed. So, how do you get her interested in taking it up the pooper? It’s not as difficult as you may think it is and be following my trusty guidelines, you will be having Xxx anal fun in no time!

1. Talk Dirty to her During Sex

Sounds a little too easy to actually work but women truly get off on your dirty words. After you’ve been with someone for a while, you usually got your typical “fuck” phrases down pat. Stir up your dirty dictionary by throwing out some kinkier phrases when you’re giving it to her. When she’s fully aroused, ask her if you can fuck her in the ass. Don’t demand it. Ask for it. You don’t want her to feel like a prisoner in Oz.

2. Arouse Her When it’s That Time of Month

I’m not suggesting you create crime scene sex in your bedroom, but when you seduce her on her period, she is far more open to suggestion. She will probably avoid wanting to have sex the good old fashioned way, but if you bring up anal sex nonchalantly, she may surprise you by agreeing to partake in the act with you.

3. Take Poppers!

In case some of you that don’t know what Poppers are, they are brown solvents you sniff in bottles you can find at any major health or drug store that a lot of homosexual couples use when performing anal sex. Sniffing poppers is not unhealthy and it boosts blood pressure while also relaxing the anus for easy entry.

Are High School Sweethearts Romantic Or Tragic Figures?

We all have a couple of friends that make our adult dating lives look pathetic and those friends are the “high school sweetheart” couples. They seem to have it all. They have a wonderful family and most likely a perfectly decorated home that makes the green-eyed monsters come out in all of us who did not have the fortunate luck of finding the one in high school. Looking at them makes us wish the DeLorean time machine was real so we can travel 88mph back to the past to wipe our slate clean of past romantic indiscretions. You would be naive to think that these seemingly happy high school sweetheart do not wish for the same thing.

Now don’t get me wrong, there are many adult people that have married and lived with their high school sweetheart for years and lead normal and happy lives. Unfortunately, there are so many more that are living co-dependent lives are stuck by the familiarity, security and comfort their seemingly stable relationships bring.

If I could back in time and make things different with my high school boyfriend, I would resent my decision deeply. It doesn’t matter that I would be saving myself from the many painful and humiliating sexual and romantic failures that would later occur in my life. Breakups and heartache are life lessons everybody needs to go through especially at a young age. It is only through our failures and mistakes in which we learn how to grow up and find the one who is truly compatible for us.

Imagine how your high school sweetheart friends feel behind closed doors. Do you think the notion of not having their hearts broken does not affect them in some way? Do you think that may be their houses are so decorated because they really want their friends and family to think they have it all together, when really they don’t?

Relationships are full of deception and most people go through their entire lives pretending to have something they really don’t. So the next time you see your friends that have been married since forever, don’t compare their relationship to yours. Having your heart broken and moving on means you have the courage to experience everything this world has to offer. Having courage is the only way of finding the one you’re supposed to be with.