So, you’ve been in a relationship for a while now. You’ve had sex with her in every possible position you and her Cosmopolitan magazine can think of, yet every time you mention having anal sex, she always runs screaming for the hills. You’ve tried everything from trying to get her to watch anal porn to getting her drunk but every one of your attempts have failed. So, how do you get her interested in taking it up the pooper? It’s not as difficult as you may think it is and be following my trusty guidelines, you will be having Xxx anal fun in no time!
1. Talk Dirty to her During Sex
Sounds a little too easy to actually work but women truly get off on your dirty words. After you’ve been with someone for a while, you usually got your typical “fuck” phrases down pat. Stir up your dirty dictionary by throwing out some kinkier phrases when you’re giving it to her. When she’s fully aroused, ask her if you can fuck her in the ass. Don’t demand it. Ask for it. You don’t want her to feel like a prisoner in Oz.
2. Arouse Her When it’s That Time of Month
I’m not suggesting you create crime scene sex in your bedroom, but when you seduce her on her period, she is far more open to suggestion. She will probably avoid wanting to have sex the good old fashioned way, but if you bring up anal sex nonchalantly, she may surprise you by agreeing to partake in the act with you.
3. Take Poppers!
In case some of you that don’t know what Poppers are, they are brown solvents you sniff in bottles you can find at any major health or drug store that a lot of homosexual couples use when performing anal sex. Sniffing poppers is not unhealthy and it boosts blood pressure while also relaxing the anus for easy entry.