We all know why physically want and need sex. We have sex with people we love and we have sex with adults simply because we are aroused and we are sexually attracted to them. But did you know there are many different reasons why people have sex other than to please themselves and their partners? Here is a candid list of some of the many reasons why people have sex.
1. The Condom is About to Expire Sex
2. Need to Burn off those Calories I Ate at Dinner Sex
3. My Batteries in my Vibrator are dead Sex
4. I Cheated and I don’t Want You to Know About it Sex
5. I Desperately Want You to Love Me Sex
6. Thank You for Paying My Rent Sex
7. I Made you Watch Sex and the City 2 Sex
8. My Best Friend is Getting Married and I hate it Sex
9. Nothing is on TV Sex
10. I woke up with the Most Impressive Morning Wood Sex
11. Just Waxed My Bikini Area Sex
12. My Period is Due Tomorrow Sex
13. I’m Curious About Sleeping with a Minority Sex
14. You Look Like a Celebrity Doppelganger Sex
15. I Saw How Hot You Looked in Your Recent Facebook Photos Sex
16. I Want You to Stop Bothering Me for Sex Already Sex
17. I’d Rather Not Give You A Blowjob Tonight Sex
18. I’m Drunk and You Seem Hot Sex
19. Funerals Make Me Horny Sex
20. I Just Watched Porn and Don’t Want You to Know About it Sex
21. Reading Twilight Made me Wet Sex
22. I Want to Hear the STAR WARS theme in the background Sex
23. I Want to Distract You From Asking Me Why My Ex Text Me Sex
24. We Paid Too Much Money on This Hotel Room Sex
25. Don’t Want to be the only person not doing it on Valentine’s Day Sex
26. I want to know if Your Breasts are Real Sex
27. That Sex Scene between Mary Louise Parker and Zack Morris on WEEDS Really Turned Me On Sex
28. I want Something to Tweet About Tomorrow Morning Sex
29. I wonder what Crime Scene Sex Really Looks Like Sex
30. Trying to Avoid Watching Jersey Shore Tonight Sex
Can you think of others?