Monday 27 February 2012

30 Hilarious Reasons Why People Have Sex

We all know why physically want and need sex. We have sex with people we love and we have sex with adults simply because we are aroused and we are sexually attracted to them. But did you know there are many different reasons why people have sex other than to please themselves and their partners? Here is a candid list of some of the many reasons why people have sex.

1. The Condom is About to Expire Sex

2. Need to Burn off those Calories I Ate at Dinner Sex

3. My Batteries in my Vibrator are dead Sex

4. I Cheated and I don’t Want You to Know About it Sex

5. I Desperately Want You to Love Me Sex

6. Thank You for Paying My Rent Sex

7. I Made you Watch Sex and the City 2 Sex

8. My Best Friend is Getting Married and I hate it Sex

9. Nothing is on TV Sex

10. I woke up with the Most Impressive Morning Wood Sex

11. Just Waxed My Bikini Area Sex

12. My Period is Due Tomorrow Sex

13. I’m Curious About Sleeping with a Minority Sex

14. You Look Like a Celebrity Doppelganger Sex

15. I Saw How Hot You Looked in Your Recent Facebook Photos Sex

16. I Want You to Stop Bothering Me for Sex Already Sex

17. I’d Rather Not Give You A Blowjob Tonight Sex

18. I’m Drunk and You Seem Hot Sex

19. Funerals Make Me Horny Sex

20. I Just Watched Porn and Don’t Want You to Know About it Sex

21. Reading Twilight Made me Wet Sex

22. I Want to Hear the STAR WARS theme in the background Sex

23. I Want to Distract You From Asking Me Why My Ex Text Me Sex

24. We Paid Too Much Money on This Hotel Room Sex

25. Don’t Want to be the only person not doing it on Valentine’s Day Sex

26. I want to know if Your Breasts are Real Sex

27. That Sex Scene between Mary Louise Parker and Zack Morris on WEEDS Really Turned Me On Sex

28. I want Something to Tweet About Tomorrow Morning Sex

29. I wonder what Crime Scene Sex Really Looks Like Sex

30. Trying to Avoid Watching Jersey Shore Tonight Sex

Can you think of others?