Has your adult dating life hit a lull? Looking for some much needed excitement in life? Why not tear down the boundaries in your bedroom be engaging in rough sex the safe and fun way!
Read the following guidelines if you are looking for a raunchy good time!
1. Spanking –Just go for it! The more passionate the sex is getting, give her or him a hard love tap on the ass. Trust me, the surprise will be much welcome.
2. Pinning Her Arms Down – Men, when you’re on top, grab both her wrists and pin them behind her head. Make sure your legs are inside hers or you may take a knee to the jobbers. I also like to add in neck nibbling.
3. Dirty Talk – Work in many words because for some odd reason, there are women who don’t mind (or rather enjoy) being called one of more the following during intercourse:
a. Slut
b. Whore (or ’Ho in certain parts)
c. Dirty
d. Naughty
e. Bad Girl
4. Kamimaze Sex – OK, we made this name up. Women seem to get tingly when they see that stairwell quick-bang in the movie Unfaithful. This is one time when the man isn’t penalized for unloading in under a minute. When she least expects it and still wants it (good luck figuring that one out), shove her up against the wall/staircase, yank down her bottoms, and grind her into the drywall/carpet. You’ll probably cause some brush burns, so have Neosporin handy. NOTE: Please don’t do this at the office, daycare center, or in your kitchen.
5. Role Playing – Hey, whatever gets your blood pumping. You can play master/servant, maid/butler, coach/player (except in central Pennsylvania), quarterback/cheerleader, priest/confessor, officer/criminal, prom king/prom queen, or bar slut/bar player. Ooh, how about this one: author/reader? Saucy!
Could your love life use some freshening? Bring home lotions, toys, and liquor; mix in a little kink; and postpone your mate’s consideration of trading your boring ass in for a pug, hobby, or more open-minded lover.