So, you’ve been in your relationship long enough to ask private details about what they like in bed. Your partner always seems so sweet, caring and giving when you’re having sex that you want to give them something in return. Then your partner reveals something either so vile or so out of your comfort zone that it makes you want to run for the hills.
Every person is entitled to their xxx fetishes and if they don’t give you severe E.Coli Poisoning, then it you should never judge your partner for having them. Although, what do you do when you don’t want to perform the acts that turn them on the most? Well, if you don’t want to hurt their feelings, here are some ways to get you out of a sticky situation.
Toes and Feet Fetish
So your partner has a thing for sucking and licking your feet. When they try to put one of your little piggies in their mouths, make sure your feet are smelly, full of toe jam and are riddled with cracked and chipped nail polish. They will probably stay away. If you are too vain for that, then tell your partner that you are extremely ticklish. When they touch your feet, start kicking away like someone who’s having a seizure. I’m sure they would not want to get near your feet in fear of physical damage to their face.
Golden Shower
This one is pretty easy and if you ever watched Sex and the City, then you know what Miss Bradshaw had to deal with at one point the show. Simply tell your partner that you want to try tying them up and blindfold them. They will love your kinky set up. When they are blind folded, lightly pour warm green tea over their bodies and if you’re feeling a little brave, keep a urine sample handy and pour that on them too to make it more “authentic.”
Furry Fandom
If your partner wants to get down with you dressed as a furry animal, just simply tell them you’re very claustrophobic and can’t handle being enclosed in tight and small places. Put on the head mask and pretend to hyperventilate.
Strap ons
If your female partner wants to use a strap on with you, simply tell her that you won’t ever ask her for anal sex again. Most times girls threaten men with strap ons simply for their amusement. If she still wants to use it, make a compromise and tell her you’ll let her use her finger instead. (Sometimes, you just got to take one for the team. )
S&M
Tell them your parents use to beat you as a child and being around whips has scared you since. It’s horrible I know, but at least you won’t have to endure a physical beating during sex. Give them harder spanks to compensate for it.
Rim Jobs
Speak up! Just speak up and flat out tell them no or tell them they can perform it on you, but you would never reciprocate. See…compromises do work from time to time.