One of our most popular expressions say that the ball is in our court, which means it is our turn to make a decision and volley back. We also hear talk about dropping the ball, which is obviously a football metaphor about us not doing something that we were supposed to do. We are supposed to keep all of our balls in the air, or live up to all of our responsibilities. There are dress balls, military balls and when we have a good time, we usually say that we had a ball. Well, thanks to the world wide web and all of the adult dating websites, we can now pay attention to the other balls. You know those happy symmetrical anatomical ones that are often not discussed in polity company.
Whether the ball that we are concerned about is lurking around in our court, has been dropped on the field, is being juggled in the air, is hosting rich people or men in uniform, or providing us with a good time, we can use the Internet to enhance our experience. The world wide web contains a tremendous amount of resources on every subject in the entire world, and thanks to all of the advances in modern technology, we never ever have to feel uninformed.
Let’s not ignore those other balls that are so important, but that are often only spoken of in hushed tones. We need those too. Sometimes we need them touching our chin as we give their owner a heartfelt blow job. Other times we need to hold them in our hands as we kiss their owner passionately. Still other times we need to feel them slam up against us as we get very handily fucked from behind. No, they don’t get a lot of press, but they are probably the most necessary types of balls in our lives. And the Internet can help us to locate them and make friends with them.