Do you remember the cult anti-classic, Showgirls? Of course you do. We all do. In fact, for many Showgirls was the closest thing to xxx movies for curious teens. We all remember Jessie Spano shocking audiences with her naked convulsions and her lipstick-smeared boobies. We all remember the inappropriate and unneeded rape scene of the one genuine character in the film and we definitely remember the fat lady’s deformed boobies whether we like it or not.
Showgirls is an erotic film that ironically turned us off from wanting to have sex for a long time. It is also a horrible film that just gets more enjoyable with each ridiculous viewing. But more importantly, it is the catalyst for the most extreme drinking games available today.
Read our version of the ultimate Showgirls drinking game. I would recommend eating hamburgers and potato chips (Nomi’s favorite dishes) beforehand and have a bottle of aspirin ready for you. You’ll need it.
ONE SIP
When Nomi storms off
When Nomi hits something for no apparent reason
When Gina Gershon says ‘darling’
When there’s a lesbian moment
When somebody says ‘tits.’
When somebody does jazz hands
2 SIPS
When a girl mentions her nails
When Nomi is eating something unhealthy for her to prove she’s different than the other dancers
When Nomi mispronounces Versace
When somebody falls down
When somebody sniffs cocaine
3 SIPS
When you see fat lady boobs
When Nomi mentions her period
When Nomi slaps herself or slaps someone else
When Nomi is forced to ice her nipples
When James talks about his “dick.”
FINISH YOUR DRINK!!
When “Agent Cooper” blows his load
When Nomi looks like she’s convulsing
When you hear “Ceasar” sing (you’ll need it)
Enjoy!!